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cooter crawler

Damnit Karen, I don’t need to see your cooter crawler all over my Instagram!
by Immamakeusayahhhh May 14, 2019
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Cooter

Someone who is constantly annoying and goes out of their way to annoy others in any way possible.
by Cardboard Republic June 19, 2019
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Cootchiefication

Suffication by Cootchie
My friend died by cootchiefication, he didn't come up for air.
by Febandex April 3, 2019
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Cooter catcher

When your clit gets stuck between a mans gapped teeth.
“Hey Erin, I had sex the other day and my clit got stuck between the guys gapped teeth, it’s called cooter catcher”
by freddiemurc April 6, 2019
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Cooterang

No matter how many times she gets passed around she always comes back to you.
Damn bro that bitch is a cooterang.
by UncleBabyDic July 30, 2019
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Cooter Scooch

The act of scooching ones vaginal region against any given surface as a means to relieving vaginal itching.
This girl was just cooter scooching all over the arm of the couch in the commons area....might want to pour some disinfectant on it before you sit there.
by MadamMcQuinnMaddHouse February 20, 2020
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Cooterfly

Verb--a form of acrobatics in which two people support each other with their vaginal and abdominal muscles.

Party #1 lies on their back and hoists up person #2 with both feet (along with accessory pectoral and leg muscles) Meanwhile, party #2 is hoisted up by their groin while tightening their core muscles to support the flow (true transcendence is only felt when both parties feel said flow).

After about 16 seconds, participants begin to envision that iconic scene from the 1997 film featuring Rose (Kate Winslet) and Jack (Leonardo DiCaprio) flying at the mast of the ship, carefree and alive. During this split second of freedom, both parties either think about how rich they'll become when the movie they're in becomes one of the highest earning blockbuster movies of all time...eventually, Jack will freeze to death in the Atlantic Ocean or one of the cooterfliers will fall onto the hard floor of their Mom's basement.

P.S-everyone, no matter what your race, creed or religion can "cooterfly"

P.P.S- but if you were there in the OBX, of 2006, only you will really understand
Jamie Foxx and Kimmy Cattrell will cooterfly at tomorrow's pep rally
Come to Erika Badu and Sunny Bono's yoga drop-in yoga class today, featuring a new partner move, called the "Cooterfly"
Alley McBeal pointed out that a cooterfy is the modern millennial's version of a trust fall
by Sunyi1288 April 18, 2020
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