Comment Murder

When someone randomly comments on one of your facebook posts, making everyone else not want to.
Usually a relative or a lesser-liked friend of yours, or someone that you don't like that is a friend of yours on facebook.

John Doe is gonna go 2 da baseball game!!
Grandma Doe - Hey sweety!! How are you? Say hi to your mother for me!

John (mentally): Oh god, Grandma just performed comment murder!

by lochei May 15, 2010

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comment-hanging

When you leave a comment on someone's wall or photo and they don't respond, leaving your unwanted comment there for everyone to see.

This is the Facebook equivalent of being left hanging on a high five. The similarity being the sense of rejection and feeling of social failure.

Did you see that Andrew left Katie comment-hanging for 2 days? That's so embarrassing.

by andrice08 December 16, 2011

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commercial buffalo

A male prostitute who specifically only works truck stops.

After a long day on the road, I was pleased to run into my usual commercial buffalo outside of Salt Lake City.

by Chet Upnya June 12, 2018

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Cloud commenting

Tendency for all youtube account holders to share one common brain of deeply inadequate creativity. All comments are recycled for every clip replacing one or two words to "simulate" rather than achieve relevance.

thumbs up if......
Bieber.......
X people .....(insert generic insult); where X= no. of thumbs down.

Yet another example of cloud commenting.

by Jould like contact. January 25, 2011

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fairy comments

comments that have fairy emojis that start off like inspirational quotes and end up being a threat or an insult of some kind

stacy: you've never heard of fairy comments? it's like-

🧚 ♂️✨ you go girl!! don't come back 😍
🧚 ♂️✨ hang in there! 😍 then kick the chair over

gwen: wow, ok bitch

by jaybirrd October 3, 2021

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it's a commercial

"I'm only having a laugh." "It's just a joke." "It's only for the benefit of the TV cameras." Said in a condescending tone when you played a trick on someone and want to tell them it's only a joke. Or when you accidentally did something stupid and want to pretend it was a joke. As popularised by Michael Winner on British TV.

Calm down, dear, it's a commercial.

by refusal March 12, 2004

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