Clingigitis

This is a deadly disease that grows to affect the mental wellbeing of couples after being away from each other for a long period. This disease can only be cured by one week of intense cuddling, sex and make out sessions.

Daisy is dying from clingigitis, she misses her man

by Drake’s sugar baby June 7, 2022

Clunge

The collective noun for a group of Conservative MPs.

"A clunge of Tory MPs resigned from the cabinet today after it emerged that everybody hates them."

by badgerchap July 13, 2022

Clingy

Annoying

Abbie: Who is that? He seems clingy.
Ellie: He’s my ex.

by Lowkey_chill July 17, 2022

chingeling

An unbearable voice that resonates with the sound of a high-pitched bell.

I wish she could zip it. That chingeling voice is hurting my ears.

by What Rules October 2, 2022

Clingy Ex-Girlfriend

An insufferable bitch who won't leave her ex, who lives on the other side of the world, that she broke up with. Alone because she has no friends or family and, maybe, just maybe, the reason she has no friends is because all she ever fucking does is cry, complain about how lonely she is and say she's gonna kill herself is the reason no one wants to fucking talk to her. She takes advantage of her ex's kindness, and won't respect the fact that he's in a new, happier, and healthier relationship. it's like the only thoughts that are ever on her mind are "oh poor me, my life is so hard, wah wah wah". Grow tf up, if you're gonnna kill yourself at least have a good reason for it. Stop your self pity and look in the fucking mirror and then maybe you'll see the problem with your life

"My boyfriend's ex won't leave him alone"
"Sounds like she's a clingy ex-girlfriend"

by Paewj2 November 17, 2022

Clingy

Someone who is too atached to their partner

yo you're kinda clingy

by isimpformyself November 26, 2022

Clincel

Super yoked random named Danny, ect.

“Jawn that clincel? Don’t even risk that my nigga.”

by SpoopyInsaneFemcelClownBoy December 7, 2022