Who's choking on the splinters

Employees that suck on the wood penis on the Boss ....aka buttsniffers, suckass

Damnit I tired of all the "Who's choking on the splinters" types around work.

by williedoitnow August 10, 2022

Choke the chicken

It means jerking off, masturbaiting, flicking the bean, tossing the salad.

I choke the chicken on no nut november

by pixpix123 November 13, 2017

Yoke Choke

Attaching one’s pocket pussy to the yoke of an aircraft an engaging the stick shaker.

Pilot 1: Man Yoke choked the shit out of 541 yesterday.

Pilot 2: Shit, let me know. I can operate the right side next time. It ain’t gay if it’s in airplane.

by Sir Javi January 29, 2022

meat choke

When a person chokes on a dick while giving a blowjob.

She experienced a meat choke when I fucked her throat hard

by GRRR413 April 11, 2020

polite choking

Gentle sexual choking.

I choked my woman in bed last night, but it was polite choking. You know.

by Archangel February 11, 2019

Louisiana hog-choke

A type of chokehold similar to a rear naked choke except instead of using the non-choking hand to apply pressure to the back of the head, you use it to ruthlessly slap the face of your victim.

Yesterday my coach put me in a Louisiana hog-choke and I nearly cried.

by TapSnaporNap May 8, 2024

Chattahoochee Choke Hold

The act of choking out your partner then dunking your balls in hot sauce and pineapple juice then gently dunking them in there mouth until regaining consciousness

My Little brother was acting out of sorts so I put him the the Chattahoochee Choke Hold

by BigPanda3456 March 9, 2023