Chicago Drug Mule

Cocktail made with Jeppsen’s Malort

1.5 oz Tequila
0.75 oz lime juice
0.75 oz cranberry juice
0.5 oz Jeppson’s Malort
2 oz ginger beer

‘Malort is undrinkable’

‘If you mix it into a Chicago Drug Mule, it’s only mildly unpleasant’

by waterbaby8391 November 25, 2022

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Chicago steamer

When a hot slice of pizza falls onto you, causing severe burn marks on your dick.

Luke received a chicago steamer after he was clumsy with his pizza.

by Like shappard June 28, 2024

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Chicago Sunrise

The process of inserting fentanyl into the rectum by dipping a tampon into the fent and then once inserted, lighting it on fire by the pull string. Thus, letting it expand and burn in the users rectum.

Back up, I’m bout’ to hit a Chicago Sunrise!

Bro did you hear? He just hit a Chicago Sunrise!

by Phfanny Smellmore May 21, 2024

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Chicago flicker gooning

When you get a BD to edge a GD which causes a universal blue and red nut to flood the streets of Chicago

God damn those Chicago flicker gooning gooners there gonna flood the streets

by Not south side February 09, 2025

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Chicago Blackhawks

Chicago Blackhawks the "best team in the league" win some Stanley Cups then come close to last in the league trade a player to the Winnipeg Jets and get him back a few years later then trade him again the the NY Islanders. The team that lost to both the Colarado Avalanche and the Arizona Coyotes just in just 2 week! Oh I can't forget loosing in the first round by the team that was ranked 16th in the playoffs and lost the round 4-1 and scored 2 goals.

Chicago Blackhawks meaning: When a team chokes twice in the playoffs in 2 years and only scores 12- Goals in 2 Playoffs

by Gardener That Loves Crib February 18, 2018

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