Double Captain

Pouring a bowl of Captain Crunch cereal, and instead of milk, you pour Captain Morgan to create a true breakfast of champions.

Me and my friend totally went double captain this morning.

by D.Asian January 26, 2012

Ship Captain

The ship captain is the person in the fam or your friend group that keeps shipping everybody in the freakin' friend group regardless of whether or not they would make a good couple and also regardless of their sexuality. They are the captain of shipping people, thus known as the ship captain. If you have a ship captain in your fam or friend group then I feel bad for you son. Jk. Ship captains are also really good friends because of their determination, understanding, and total lack of selfishness. Ship captains are usually the leader or the glue of the friend group. If the ship captain feels that a ship is sinking, he or she will immediately abandon ship and get a new ship because they need a ship to commandeer. Ship captains always have a reason to explain how their ship would make a good couple. If you're targeted by a ship captain then good luck because they're like paparazzi and they won't stop following you and your shipmate everywhere and teasing you, thus bringing you closer together, which usually works after what I've seen from what the ship captain has done to my friends and their ships. You can have multiple ship captains in a friend group. But one way to identify the true captain is to check their phone and see if you can find pictures of his/her targets, either photoshopped or edited or real. Also, if they smirk proudly at the mention of one of their ships.

Caden: ugh I've been targeted
Me: Great who's the ship captain this time, it wasn't me
Caden: Grace
Me: Oh ya Grace is a really persistent ship captain
Grace: *runs over* Kate look at this amazing pic I've got
*Pic is an edited photo of Caden and Mackenzie*
Caden: oh my gawd
Me: NICE JOB GRACE
Caden: Youre such a ship captain
Grace: Youre welcome CADENZIE
Caden: UAEDGJKVziucjdkfcvUISRJGKfxbaioaerlkngd
Me: LOL

by KkMoikK July 17, 2018

Alternating capitalosis

An unfortunate syndrome, common in iGen girls, in which the subject becomes increasingly prone to using aLtErNaTiNg CaPs in an attempt to be dramatic or add emphasis to a given statement.

DR: "I'm sorry, Alissa. It seems your Tumblr-scrolling habit has led you to contract Alternating capitalosis."

ALISSA: "oH nOs."

by Umbrella_Stand January 5, 2019

Drone captain

A person who thinks that they have acheived something amazing despite an average accomplishment.

He's the Chief of Medicine? That f**king drone captain?
Congradulations! You've been elected drone captain for the day!

by SkokieWordMaster February 10, 2019

Truman Capote

The act of fishing your poop out of the toilet and throwing it away to people having sex in a car.

John: Dude, Wendy and Kevin got mad at me for applying a Truman Capote on them

Eric: They didn’t like having poop thrown at them while having sex in their car?

John : They most certainly didn’t

by Jigokue April 5, 2019

Habitual Capster

Someone who lies on a regular and consistent basis.

Utsy kept on lying yesterday while playing fortnite, he was being a habitual capster.

by dawgfan103 February 3, 2020

Thundercock Capital Management LLC

A large private equity firm that manages Chad Thundercock's assets and also houses the secretarial staff that coordinate his weekly tropical island getaways with blonde cheerleaders and sorority girls

Dude, I landed an internship this summer at Thundercock Capital Management LLC. My career is totally on a role!

by D Flawless June 8, 2020