Super Suck Cannon

A weapon used by King K. Rool in Super Smash Bros. It can shoot out cannon balls and then suck, using the suck at a ledge can lead to a stale. You can also use the cannon to perform Suck and Cuck.

Oh crap, he is using his Super Suck Cannon.

by Yoinky Bruh March 12, 2019

Tazmanian Cannon

The act of leaving a butt plug in a woman (or man) for a week and feeding them nothing but beans so they get gassed up and shit goes flying when you pull the plug.

The Tazmanian Cannon made my room a mess.

by doc6104 October 5, 2023

cannon shit

The art of shitting with so much force that it is as if a cannon is going off inside your ass, thus creating an explosion of shit.

"Bro I just took the heaviest shit out, it got onto the seat and the rim!"
"Fuck me, that's one hell of a cannon shit!"

by swankles May 11, 2016

Aids Cannon

Noun - Refers to any firearms in the AK-47 family of rifles. This term was coined by the infamous Dan_TSX of AR15.com.

I just sold my dildo to fund a new underfolder aids cannon.

by yeags December 18, 2014

Cannon

A Large, Long, and Heavy Piece of Artillery
Mainly used on Warfare

The history of cannon spans several hundred years from the 12th century to modern times. The cannon first appeared in China sometime during the 12th and 13th centuries. It likely developed in parallel or as an evolution of an earlier gunpowder weapon called the fire lance.

Comrade 69: Load The Cannonball!
Comrade PuffMaster: Loading the Ammunition!
Comrade PuffMaster: Lock and Loaded!
Comrade 69: Fire!!!

by JJWasTaken October 7, 2020

Cartoon Cannon

What happens to your penis and balls when you've been swimming in cold water. Similar to pool-noodle.

Tom: Damn that water is cold. It looks like a cartoon cannon down there.

by JimVT October 14, 2010

Cannon Dukie

When you take a hit the second before you fall into the water.

“I took a sick cannon dukie at the pool yesterday!”

by HyperGod February 7, 2021