Calvin

A little bitch who tries to be a gangster but is a small wimp and carries around a knife to look cool.

Look at that little faggot throwing gang signs. What a calvin.

by Missa Pie January 5, 2025

Calvin

Crusty turd booster(aka: crusty turd edger).

What the hell are doin over there Calvin.

by WynnBros January 31, 2025

Calling the beagle

at some point in the past, Andrew Secunda, celebrity co-host of Star Trek: the next conversation podcast, went to a dog show with an ex-girlfriend. At the beginning of the show, he said that the beagle was going to win and ultimately he was right.

This story has been told time and time again with no recollection of ever having being told in the past. Because of this, the phrase “calling the beagle“ has been used to reference stories which are told multiple times by a person without any recollection of the story ever being told before.

“and then I said…”

“Yeah I know what you said. You’re calling the beagle.”

by BillMcGov March 7, 2025

Calvin Faragher

The act of committing benefit fraud and living at your nan'sd house, unemploye.

Feeling quite lazy this week, might commit a calvin faragher

by luke:) May 4, 2025

Calvin

A state of Stoicism. a complete, utter, unbreakable, impregnable flawless continuous state of stoicism.

jake is calvin.

by inState February 11, 2026

Calvin Appreciation

A sequence of days in which we appreciate our friend Calvin. May 8-May 12. National, annual event.

Are you excited for Calvin Appreciation this week?
Yeah! We’re gonna drink Dr Pepper and wear purple and listen to metal and Jeff Buckley.

by mysweetheartthedrunk May 8, 2025

Calvingender

Calvingender is a non-trinary gender in relation to the Calvin and the Chipmunks from Disaster Movie. Calvin is the lead member of the group Calvin and the Dripmunks (not to be confused with Calvin and the Drip Monks.) It is different from Alvingender because Calvin is the orange one and Calvingender is a non-trinary gender, whilst Alvin is the red one and Alvingender is a non-binary gender.

Calvingender can not only refer to the gender previously stated, but also a category of genders containing calvingenders like Simothangender, TheonardoGender, Pipisgender, Subtergender, SPARGENDER, and many more.

guy 1: what gender do you identify as?
calvin 2: I identify with Calvingender.
guy 1: what is calvingender?
calvin 2: You can learn about Calvingender on the MOGAI Extended Wiki, or join the Official Calvingender Discord Server.

guy 1: oh okay
calvin 2: discord.gg/xWhz3pd97Y Permanent Calvingender Link ✅

by DarkSyndrome July 16, 2025