A nasty ass hoe who will rape you in church by manipulating you into fingering her. She will the unleash what is known as “the red sea” on your hand. It is unknown if she has herpes (bumps).
Person 1: “Yo I heard you met a Cadance!”
Person 2: “Ya, I had to put my dick in the dishwasher on high heat for an hour yesterday!”
Person 2: “Ya, I had to put my dick in the dishwasher on high heat for an hour yesterday!”
by ChodeSlinger69 December 2, 2023
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He epitomizes excellence with a unique blend of intelligence, athleticism, and charm. Gifted with a keen intellect, Caden navigates complex challenges with ease, displaying a remarkable problem-solving acumen that reflects his deep understanding of various fields. Yet, it's his charisma that truly captivates others, forging genuine connections and leaving a positive impact on everyone he encounters. Caden Lonergan stands as a beacon of inspiration, embodying a rare combination of qualities that make him an outstanding individual in every respect.
Caden enjoys activities similar to that of the modern philanthropist. "Standing up for the good of man and spitting in the faces of evil" is his motto. Without people like Caden, surely the world wouldn't be able to continue its fruition on the forefront of technology.
Dont worry Caden has a personable side that billions relate to... He loves playing video games with friends, eating unhealthy foods (on his cheat day of course), and hates homework. On your average day you can find Caden either reading a comic book in his treehouse or doing science experiments in his basement. I think its safe to say Caden is part of the dying generation of humans that choose to embody honorable characteristics even when there is nothing to gain. It's the people like Caden ensuring that our society continues to progress until the end of time.
Caden enjoys activities similar to that of the modern philanthropist. "Standing up for the good of man and spitting in the faces of evil" is his motto. Without people like Caden, surely the world wouldn't be able to continue its fruition on the forefront of technology.
Dont worry Caden has a personable side that billions relate to... He loves playing video games with friends, eating unhealthy foods (on his cheat day of course), and hates homework. On your average day you can find Caden either reading a comic book in his treehouse or doing science experiments in his basement. I think its safe to say Caden is part of the dying generation of humans that choose to embody honorable characteristics even when there is nothing to gain. It's the people like Caden ensuring that our society continues to progress until the end of time.
Proper Noun:
"Where did Caden Lonergan learn how to crane kick like that? His technique is flawless."
"Oh, he was a member of Cobra Kai for 1000 decades."
"Where did Caden Lonergan learn how to crane kick like that? His technique is flawless."
"Oh, he was a member of Cobra Kai for 1000 decades."
by CausalChicken56 March 5, 2024
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Get the Cadonus mug.This dude has the fucking hugest cock ever I swear when it's in me it feels like it's gonna rip me apart. He's also so hot my name is Nick Chand and holly shit that dude is hot. Also if your with a dude named Caden he will absolutely destroy all your wholes.
by Nickgthehotty May 21, 2024
Get the Caden mug.A child molecule, of which the alegradins are not flase. She molests unconsenting adults, and her full name is Cadence "Cady" McGroomer. Cadence is at a small child's reding level, so that's how she holds with them before moleculing them. Has whipped and nae naed away from girls named Holiday in the past, she cannot be stopped because her gargantuan booty doesn't allow her to. Her breakdancing shoulder gnome Whispers sweet nothings into her ear on a daily basis alongside bad ideas that she thinks are good ones.
Grill named Holiday:"Woah she is has a real big booty woogity"
Me: "Yeah, she must be a Cadence"
Cadence: "darn tootin I am!"*whips and nae naes*
Me: "HOLIDAY NO‼️‼️‼️😭😭"
Holiday: *fuckin dies 💀💀*
Cadence: "OOH SHES A MINOR, GOTTA MOLECULE HER"
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Me: "Yeah, she must be a Cadence"
Cadence: "darn tootin I am!"*whips and nae naes*
Me: "HOLIDAY NO‼️‼️‼️😭😭"
Holiday: *fuckin dies 💀💀*
Cadence: "OOH SHES A MINOR, GOTTA MOLECULE HER"
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by OobertLover420 May 31, 2024
Get the Cadence mug.A child molecule, of which the alegradins are not flase. She molests unconsenting adults, and her full name is Cadence "Cady" McGroomer. Cadence is at a small child's reding level, so that's how she bonds with them before moleculing them. Has whipped and nae naed at girls named Holiday in the past, she cannot be stopped because her gargantuan booty doesn't allow her to. Her breakdancing shoulder gnome Whispers sweet nothings into her ear on a daily basis alongside bad ideas that she thinks are good ones.
Grill named Holiday:"Woah she is has a real big booty woogity"
Me: "Yeah, she must be a Cadence"
Cadence: "darn tootin I am!"*whips and nae naes*
Me: "HOLIDAY NO‼️‼️‼️😭😭"
Holiday: *fuckin dies 💀💀*
Cadence: "OOH SHES A MINOR, GOTTA MOLECULE HER"
Me: "Yeah, she must be a Cadence"
Cadence: "darn tootin I am!"*whips and nae naes*
Me: "HOLIDAY NO‼️‼️‼️😭😭"
Holiday: *fuckin dies 💀💀*
Cadence: "OOH SHES A MINOR, GOTTA MOLECULE HER"
by OobertLover420 May 31, 2024
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