california taco slurp

A person who puts their penis in a hard shell taco (specifically one with toppings) and has a partner eat it with their mouth; or anus.

2.A person who lays their dick on a flour tortilla and literally makes a burrito. A parter then eats their way into the penis.

I have skylar a California taco slurp

What's that??
I put my penis in a taco and she ate it, and after that she sucked my dick...
Woah

california taco slurp by Thebloodycocker January 26, 2016

california sandstorm 

When your jizz comes out super fast and it's like a shotgun spread to the face .🍆

I California sandstormed my friends mom

california sandstorm by Liam swearing in May 31, 2016

california sandstorm 

When your jizz/cum comes out like a shotgun shell filled with 1000 pellets, it usually has a wide radius and hits the objects around the target.. cause=Cumming too fast

That idiot California sandstormed on my wall

california sandstorm by California Sandstorm May 31, 2016

California cunt race

When you're at an sjw, womens right etc. March and scream through a megaphone "get in the kitchen and shut the fuck up before i grab you by the pussy and make you suck this cock"

Then a bunch of angry women will start chasing you, the longer you make it, the bigger the man you are.

"Bro gary just pulled a 8 minute California cunt race dude! That's the longest anyone has gone so far"

California cunt race by Zero man February 15, 2017

california flow

When your hair gets supper messed up cause of the moisture in California

Just let your hair flow it's the California flow

california flow by Sharkie March 21, 2017

California Flu 

AIDS

I heard Derrick has the California Flu...
Yeah, he's a goner.

California Flu by the eyeball May 15, 2017

california hot roll 

Californian Hot Roll is when during intercourse, the man will dip his penis into a bean burrito right before he cums. filled with a Cleveland steamer saved from the night before he will present it on a plater in a fine establishment presented is a California roll. the customers surprised to be cummed on as soon as they try and take the plate and the burrito starts to slide causing a great sensation due to the memories of the Cleveland steamer that was saved from the night before, getting jizzed on!

Corey: massage go last night sissy mays tug and rub I heard they have good sushi there

Shawn: it was awesome I was especially surprised when I got the California hot roll from some extra spunky customer you know how I love dick

Corey: I know how you love your dick that must have been awesome For You especially when it's covered in s*** your favorite

california hot roll by Californian Hot roll June 24, 2017