coolzeldad

A person, place, or thing that has a talent for dick sucking, cuss licking, and faping.

Yo man, yo dog is a coolzeldad

by That one Fapper December 28, 2011

Cooler Cock

The guy that sits directly on the cooler at a barbecue/tailgate/party thereby forcing everyone to have to ask him for a drink. Cooler Cocks track the alcohol consumption of every person at the party and often make derisive comments about your drinking prowess, percevied manliness or girlfriend. Cooler Cocks are also usually the loudest guy at the party that no one really likes.

Thirsty Guy: Hey man can I get in there for a beer?
Cooler Cock: You must work in a hospital because you nursed that last beer all night!
Thirsty Guy: Whatever man, can I just get a drink?
Cooler Cock: Send your girlfriend over, I'll give it to her, if you know what I mean.
Thirsty Guy: Forget it.
Cooler Cock: Oh, don't cry, here's a Girls Light... I mean Coors Light for you.

by Orchard August 6, 2012

Cool Brand

Something cool or good. It is used instead of cool beans for people who have spelling problems.

Person 1: I just won the lottery.
Person 2: Cool brand man.

by Word Definer 2012 November 6, 2012

Coon Slab

A Coon Slab is a very annoying person who, no matter how many times you tell them, will not shut up. A Coon Slab can be anyone, boy girl, white black, tall short, whatever. If you tell a Coon Slab to shut up, they will only get more annoying as the day progresses. The best thing to do when you encounter a Coon Slab is to annoy them. If you engage with a Coon Slab, they will set you as their target. Once you are targeted by a Coon Slab, there's no escaping. The only way to get away form on of them is to not be within a 100 foot range of them for a prolonged time. They will hopefully forget about you and you can carry on with your life as a normal citizen of the United States, Britain, or whatever count you reside in.

10 year old: Hey Gina. Hey, hey Gina.
Gina: What?
10 year old: Guess what?
Gina: What?
10 year old: Your short! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA OMG IM SO FUNNY!!
Gina: Oh my God you're suck a fucking Coon Slab!

by ThatCoolGuyYouDon'tKnow December 16, 2013

Cooking onions

When someone has a bad body odor.
When someone’s armpits smell like onions.

Guy 1 : “Bro do you smell that?”
Guy 2 : “Yeah, I think sam is cooking onions”

by Tangy bbq sauce March 13, 2020

Coontuck

Being clueless in the most simple situations.

That girl Chloe is such a coontuck that she forgot she needed to breath while talking and passed out.

by Ufert June 13, 2020

Cookiehandjob

When the the dude in the passenger seat is getting a handjob where the driver pretends the passengers dick is the stick shift knob.

Mon, Ty was uncontrollably slobbering and I even saw him begging strangers for their newborn babys milk after his bi-weekly cookiehandjob playtime.

by Ranchgirls November 28, 2020