Classical Music

A very old type of music that people use to feel good about themselves because listening to classical makes them "so smart" and people who listen to rap, pop or country are "so dumb."

Person 1: "People who listen to classical music are almost as bad as k-pop stans."

Person 2: "Talk about, dude."

by and1446 April 20, 2021

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Classic Shane

Refers to a person who is consistently completely acts that are individual to them, it is a classic act of a person. For this scenario, the name is Shane! Use one syllable words for greater effect as pronunciation is then easier and can be modified accordingly!

Usually pronounced by drawing out words in order to create a sense of repetitiveness, also helps do add a different accent to your normal tone once again just to intensify laughter.

Pronounced more like:

Claaasssic Shaaaneee

1.

Bobby: "Oh by the way did you hear about how Shane cheated on his girlfriend again?"

Pat: "Classic Shane"

2.

Shane: "Its me party, me birthday and I can do whatever me likes"

Group: "Classic Shane"

by Mr Newgent June 24, 2008

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but it's a classic

How an egyptian pool singer will explain why he doesn't need to change song

So the guy said "but it's a classic!" so we kept the noses on until we left the store.

by Makrellen August 12, 2017

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Dave Classic

The art of masturbating inside a folded pillow. To avoid injuries, the technique is usually performed with a protective latex glove covering the dry penis.

„I pulled a Dave Classic in the public bathroom“

„Dude, thanks to the latex glove, no harm has been done despite me overdoing the Dave Classic multiple times“

by JoeJohn August 20, 2025

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