Two hot guys that are so good looking that no matter who you are you immediately want to take off your underwear and throw it at them.
Carlos and Jorge passed by and I immediately felt compelled by their hotness to take off my 1000 dollar thong and throw it to them said the nun and the priest while tag teaming with the pastor and his secretary.
by DonkeysaurusRex May 6, 2018
Get the carlos and jorgemug. by Datboifrog October 22, 2019
Get the Carlosmug. The definition of sexy. Carlo Valletta is the smoothest criminal next to Michael Jackson. He is a very interesting man. Legend has it that when it comes to having intimate relationships, Carlo Valletta makes Fifty Shades of Grey seem like a children’s book from Blues Clues. He is a nice caramel Italian man with the softest skin. He has the heart of a lion and the gaze that can melt any of the 2 genders hearts. Carlo Valletta has a soft soul but do not mistake his softness as a weakness. Carlo knows over 200 types of Italian martial arts including Angel Aikido, Karate Macaroni, and Jiggle Judo. He is the man that would climb up a tree just to grab an stuck kite or a kitten struggling to descend from a higher point of view.
Bully: Give me your lunch money.
5 year old kid: I don’t even go to this school, I came here to see carlo Valletta demonstrate Jiggle Judo
Bully: Me too
5 year old kid: I don’t even go to this school, I came here to see carlo Valletta demonstrate Jiggle Judo
Bully: Me too
by Nick dick ass throat May 5, 2018
Get the carlo vallettamug. by Karmen9176 November 20, 2023
Get the Carlosmug. Carlos Sainz (noun): /ˈkɑ r.lɒs ˈsaɪnz/ — a walking masterclass in tactical brilliance and charm; known for threading F1 cars through chaos like a surgeon with a scalpel, delivering smooth moves with sharper wit, and redefining “cool under pressure” with every Spanish-accented radio call. See also: Smooth Operator.
by f1fanboi July 6, 2025
Get the Carlos Sainzmug. -A British vacation where you go somewhere in South America and end up being used as a drug mule on the way home.
-When Carlos sends for British citizens to transfer illicit substances back to the United Kingdom.
-When Carlos sends for British citizens to transfer illicit substances back to the United Kingdom.
We were so excited to go to South America for the summer but were afraid our dream getaway would turn into a British Monty Carlo.
by Intellectual Property Owner August 24, 2016
Get the British Monty Carlomug. 
Get the Carlosmug.