Mexican Double Burrito Rectal Blowjob

When you eat a burrito and have anal sex you give your partner a rectal blowjob with your flatulence. (one burrito is eaten and the other is the penis)

After taco bell I gave my boyfriend a mexican double burrito rectal blowjob.

by Jakob Sherwood January 1, 2009

yeah yeah taco burrito unblock a niggito

When you don’t understand a language and you don’t know how to respond.

Person 1: Todo mundo é estúpido, exceto eu.
Person 2: Yeah Yeah Taco Burrito Unblock A Niggito

by :----- April 23, 2020

stupid bean burrito eating mother fucker

stupid ignorant mexican illegal that doesn't know shit about our laws in this country.

That stupid bean burrito eating mother fucker cant drive worth a shit.

by noillegals August 5, 2010

rusian cock burrito fucking with or without a lone legged chicken

a tv remote controller shoved up a chicken or bull dogs anus while twisting his ear and jacking it off while simotanisly pooring lubricant and putting bananas in his other ear and making him eat glue while shooting him up with heroin in his dick

Im going to rusian cock burrito fucking with or without a lone legged chicken my long fellow dog named sparky.

by Shitholeofalabama January 3, 2008

could Jesus microwave a burrito so hot that even he couldn't eat it?

a paradox made up by stoners with nothing better to do

stoned guy 1)could Jesus microwave a burrito so hot that even he couldn't eat it?
stoned guy 2)WHOOOOAAAAAA!!! i don't know.... what a thinker!!!
stoned guy 1)tell me about it

by EatMyFukk May 13, 2008

gay nigga men balls chees bread waffles burrito mexigga intercourse

when balls collide into a homosexual loaf of bread while another man has an erection while inside of the man with his balls in a loaf of bread (typically there is another man in the background doing the hamburger with his dick)

yo yall wanna have gay nigga men balls chees bread waffles burrito mexigga intercourse?

by Brian Esparza Mejia May 1, 2023

green burrito

Something that is scary beyond measure

Last night Becky green burritoed me and i thought I was going to have a heart attack.

by yeet train to swaggsville June 13, 2017