Burning Asshole Syndrome

Burning Asshole Syndrome, or B.A.S, is what happens when you take a shit with such ferocity that it feels like the lining of your anus was pulled out with the turd or turds. Symptoms include; Writhing in pain, a strong burning sensation on your asshole that can last up to 30 minutes, you constantly clenching your anus every few seconds, and cursing God for designing your poopchute to be so fragile.

"Dude, I ate those new McDonalds dihcken strips last night, and they gave me a serious case of Burning Asshole Syndrome. I think this will be my 13th reason why. I hope Ronald enjoys his tape."

by TheDevilShivers June 19, 2025

Burning Rhapsody

A fight that is so chaotic that one step in the battlefield equals spontaneous death.

Now THAT is a burning Rhapsody.

by ya know? July 1, 2025

Burning Spice Cookie

The cookie that's in cookie run kingdom and makes my legs spread and hole weak i mean hole weak i mean hole weak

I saw Burning Spice Cookie from cookie run kingdom and I came so hard 😩 😫 😍

by Fazcrkbcaa August 5, 2025

Burning The Water

1) When someone is terrible at something and they can't even do the simplest thing related.
2) When you ruined something that easy to do/understand.

1) "I heard Ori's father is terrible at cooking. He is literally burning the water."
2) "I almost burnt the water when trying to make my presentation!"

by Naxiye [2] September 10, 2025

Burning People

Burning someone is when you have a STD and than sleep with someone to transfer the STD to them. It's called burning because when you pee, if you have a STD, it likely will burn.

"Girl guess what, I got burnt by my boyfriend!"
"Damn bitch, that nigga stay burning people, I tried to warn you"

by theysuck_me596969 November 22, 2025

Burnside Breakfast

Blue collar workers in Burnside, Dartmouth, Nova Scotia, Canada get stoned and/or wasted before going to or at work in the early morning. Booze, weed, and nicotine are their essential daily food, followed by cops, can't bars, donuts, and pop.

"Where's Bill at?"

"Oh, out back having his Burnside Breakfast"

by blorfe December 22, 2025

BurningCheese

A ship between Golden Cheese and Burning Spice…
The best tragedy ever

Please don’t beat us shippers we just humans

“I love BurningCheese it is the best ship ever”

by BurningCheeseluver January 3, 2026