burning man

Like wasting $1000 to hang out in the parched desert with 35,000 bitter hippies? If you answered yes to this question, then Burningmans for you! Come join the burned out Deadheads and deluded, hard-up Frat boys to chase the handful of washed up hippy women that were in their prime in the summer of love 1969. If you have any drugs, make sure to hoard them because everybody else will be! Not to mention the HUNDREDS of law enforement agents and their canine units just ITCHING to make a bust. Throw in the alkaline soil slowly eating away at any exposed skin, and you're good to go! Bring a women with you and watch 20 horney dirtbags instantly materialize to try to pry her away from you! This event might have been fun back in the '80s, but if you're really looking for a good time, spring break in Cancun is the place to be.

Now I know why they call it burningman, cuase man, do you get burned!

by alphahooker November 23, 2004

pity burn

When you're out of pot, but your buddies aren't, and they take pity on you and get you burnt. After it becomes part of your vocab, you can shorten it to simply a "pity."

Can I get a pity burn at lunch? Swing by later for a pity, yo!

by chas979 May 8, 2012

Branca Burn

When a lawyer delivers a burning one-liner that makes low testoterone prosecutors cry in frustration

Example of a Branca Burn: Mathew Didn't exactly rush out there to provide first aid to Erin Eldrige's cross of Kim Potter.

by Locnav December 17, 2021

vajazer burn

The bumpy irritated skin surrounding your vagina the day after you shave with a razor.

My razor is dull and now I have vajazer burn.

by boarding bonanza February 13, 2015

burning a loaf

Burning a loaf. A human defecation that follows a large and particularly spice-laden meal that emits a complex aroma with notes of tar and smoldering rubber.

Shad, where have you been?

—I was off burning a loaf after stuffing myself st the Indian buffet.

by aretegroup April 21, 2018

Burn Low

When everyone thinks the pipe is cached, the guy/gal that takes it to 'finish' it off, they have no problem burning low.

Hey, I'll take that, I Burn Low.

by ShadeyDeal June 4, 2018

Bottle Burn

When drinking from a 2 liter or similar heavy bottle more than once, leaving a mark on your finger from the lifting up motion eventually staying there for a period of time like rope burn.

John drinks out of 2 liter bottles so much he gave himself bottle burn on his finger.

by Sen4lifE April 13, 2010