dog's breakfast

when something is done in a very poor manner it is said to be a dogs breakfast

you have made a complete dog's breakfast of this

by frankie fester April 8, 2006

deal breaker

A deal breaker is ‘the catch’ that a particular individual cannot overlook and ultimately outweighs any redeeming quality the individual may possess.

The deal breaker was that he was married with kids and I don't condone adultery.

by Irish Red August 24, 2006

Salty Breakfast

Waking someone up by dipping your balls in there mouth. Works best on hot mornings, as your ball sweat will give a salty taste.

I'm gonna sneak into Leigh's tent in the morning and give him a salty breakfast.

by Serge Fabrizio January 31, 2007

breakfast BJ

When you wake up to a girl giving you head.

"I love it when Amber wakes me up in the morning with a breakfast BJ."

by Han4321 March 19, 2008

Korean break up

To end a relationship without telling the other party or giving a reason.

She's feeling kinda sad because her boyfriend gave her the korean break up.

by velvetnectar March 31, 2012

Baboon Breakfast

A sexual act involving two people (any gender combination works). It begins with one person sticking their butt in something freezing (a snowbank or freezer) while taking a shit. Do not pinch off the shit, but let it hang like a backwards brown cock. Proceed to shove the hardened shit into the other member's asshole. From there the other member re-shits the shit into the original shitters mouth (much like a frozen cum swap).

It is called the Baboon Breakfast because the original shitters asshole should be blue from the freezing cold and because it is a great way to start the day.

Bob: I had a Baboon Breakfast this morning.
Joe: How was it?
Bob: My ass is sore and I'm totally stuffed.
Joe: So it was bad?
Bob: Fuck no. Tasty!

by 3008 June 16, 2011

breakfast of champions

Coffee and a cigarette

Start your day the healthy way - with the breakfast of champions!

by Peter July 9, 2005