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behind the bike shed

A place where things go down. Usually either blow jobs or smoking
Did you hear Jack got blown behind the bike shed
by ysrdi April 21, 2022
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Bike Nonce

A man who rides his bike with a camera and either records kids or grasses on people to the old bill.
by JezzaVee March 24, 2024
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PONY Bike

ANY GSXR "Gixxer" motorcycle built by Suzuki that white males named "Chad Steve John or Joe" rides mostly without gear and sometimes with a stretch kit on a 600cc motorcycle.
My dudes check out the stretch on my 200mph Gixxer 600 it corners great and lays rubber from 1 to 3rd at a flick of the wrist boyeeee! Pony bike is a fox body mustang on 2 wheels. Let's go Brandon!
by LOWDOUGH iNC. June 11, 2022
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dirt bike money

When a hillbilly has wealth and spends it on expensive toys like dirt bikes and shotguns. They tend to try to keep with the hillbilly aesthetic (chewing dip, drinking keystone light, being conservative) but don't have real, money related redneck problems, like missing a mortgage, having to work dangerous and hard jobs (logging, farming, truck driving) or having a drug dependency on meth or prescription drugs to help them work said dangerous and hard jobs.
Example 1–Person 1: Yo, this new Florida Georgia Line song slaps!

Person 2: Nah, it just reeks of dirt bike money.

Example 2–– Person 1: Yo, you seen Clyde's ranch?

Person 2: Yeah, he has mad dirt bike money because his dad owns a logging company.
by nonecaresgod September 11, 2021
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Bike

Let me hold the bike for a click (15 minute call)
by Frank_Castle_ December 26, 2020
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Bike fit

A bike fit is a cycling outfit that consists of a pair of bib shorts, or a jersey, or both.
I have to wear a bike fit so people quit asking me if something is wrong with my car.
by swiftyswifty January 15, 2021
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Biking on a highway in Virginia

1. An analogy for something so awful that it's comparable to riding a bike on a highway full of absolute dumbasses who don't know how to drive. Also known as Virginians.

2. The worst fucking experience ever
Use 1:
Person 1: dude, Dave said he went camping last weekend and his tent got blown away but his car wouldn't start.
Person 2: that sounds like biking on a highway in Virginia.

Use 2:
Person 1: I went biking on a highway in Virginia.
Person 2: how did it go?
Person 1: why do you think I'm in the hospital, dumbass?
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