Rusty Sheiffs Badge

The anus muscle that has been polished very well after being dropped in the mud.

Don had been so drunk the night before he hadnt been able to do the paper work correctly. When he bent over to pick up the morning paper , Wendy got a right eye full of the rusty sheiffs badge

by Wizards Sleave May 3, 2006

Honey Badger

Adjective: Of or relating to masculine homosexual women.
Noun: A masculine homosexual woman.
Synonym: Dike

My Aunt Liz is a Honey Badger and she don’t give a shit!

by Schmozart June 4, 2011

badgers nadgers

Wildlife dogs bollocks. British.

That band are the badgers.

by Auntie May 20, 2003

Badger

A random Saying used for trolling, and 'Raiding' of Websites

Originating From the video "Badger Badger Badger"

Person 1: "hey lets raid a room!"
*Enters Stickam room*
"BADGER BADGER BADGER!
MUSHROOM!!!!!!"

Person 2: "What the hell?!?!? Where did all these people come from?"

by Shatnation207 July 6, 2009

The Honey Badger

The process of having honey applied to ones rectum and then proceeding to have a Badger lick the honey from the applied area. Usually preformed by homeless men who are heavily into bestiality.

That homeless dude is doing the The Honey Badger.

by Kernetic January 5, 2015

slippery badger

an incredibly lubed up badger patrolling the streets like a player waiting to find his next victim to sexually deviate.

Shit bro last night i saw a slippery badger i fucking legged it home.

by wet armadillo May 9, 2011

savage badger

When a bearded man plunges his penis and/or balls into any dark mysterious hole discovered in the forest floor.

After several organic hoppy microbrew beers, Wesley declothed and wandered through the woods until he found a mysterious hole in the ground where he could preform the Savage Badger.

by Wes Rupp da Muppet November 22, 2015