black beauties

ephedrin tablets that are black and blue, similar to yellow jackets. known to cause severe heart problems, but hey they keep you more awake than addherol! they were recently outlawed after several people died of heart complications.
K:I drove 15 hours to Texas
M:How'd you do it?
K: I had me some black beauties, and some riddalin.
by Kat November 21, 2004
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Black Beauty

A large dump that is so dark that it looks black. Usually caused by eating a bunch of shitty food for many days. It is best taken in a portable shitter so that everyone can admire it.
Wow, have you been to the outhouse? After 4 days of kampin' Lance really took a Black Beauty.
by kampinmofos July 16, 2010
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beauty nazi

Somebody who repeatedly mocks or disapproves of another person because they either...

- differ to a bigger extent from the current beauty ideal that is shown in the medias or
- because they aren't up to the beauty standards of the person who makes fun of them
Why is it that this attractive guy is constantly making fun of that fat kid when he's actually a nice and friendly person, despite not being really sporty?
by Frank Marlo August 15, 2005
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inner beauty

A term ugly, undesirable and inadequate people use to make themselves feel less ugly, more desirable and sexually adequate. This phrase goes alone the lines of adages such as, "Looks are only skin deep," and "It's what's on the inside that counts," although everyone knows the adage should really be, "It's what's on the outside that counts."
"Inner beauty won't get you laid." -Omega-Jerry
by desperryado October 04, 2005
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Beauty and a Beat

An awesome, amazing Justin Bieber song. Niki Minaj really makes this song a star.
Person 1: Is that Beauty and a Beat that you're listening to?
Person 2: Hell yeah! It's the best song ever!
by Biebfan February 17, 2013
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Queefing Beauty

(noun) Slang- a phrase coined from the infamous slutty fairy tale princess Sleeping Beauty. While Sleeping Beauty slept uncontrollably, one who is a "queefing beauty" queefs unctrollably like rytas after having sex with his "girlfriend". Not meant as an insult but more as a descriptive device that evades having to say "my girlfriend farts through her vagina a freakin' lot!".
Guy 1: Whoa, that dang rytas was at it again last night!

Guy 2: Dude, i know, i heard her queefs in the middle of the night.

Guy 1: Holy christwagons! She's a Queefing Beauty!
by Fire Arr0w22 March 28, 2007
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sleeping beauty

People that soffer of narcolepsy, they tend to fall deeply asleep in any circunmstances: while driving, during important meetings, while they are having sex, while they are talking of something or even writing on a black board before a classroom.
Ole: C'mon I cannot take this anymore Jon
Jon: What!? What did I do now?
Ole: You did it again, sleeping beauty! You felt asleep during the meeting!!!
Jon: oopss, sorry... did anybody realize that?
by themilfonian February 10, 2012
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