Mandela Barnes

My mom was a teacher and my dad worked third shift!
That's why I'll work just as hard for you, as you work for your family

Twitter: “I can't believe Mandela Barnes lost!”
Me: “I know, right! His mom was a teacher, and his dad worked third shift!”

by The Wisconsin Democratic Party January 19, 2023

kayce barnes

kayce barnes is a self centred cunt that thinks he owns the world, cheats on every girl and blames it on his mental health. the ugliest man anyone would ever see, nobody likes kayce barnes.

er look it’s kayce barnes

by ✂️✂️ July 15, 2023

gary the barber

A guy with a great barber skill and great tattoos he's so good at cutting hair

Damn I need to cut my hair

Go to Gary the barber he is very good

by Chatgetbanged69 December 24, 2019

To go to Barnard Castle

To go on a pointless drive.

Specifically against all recommended advice and especially when feeling unwell.

"Despite there being a global pandemic, and all medical advice and governmental regulation (which I helped to write) saying to the contrary, I had to go to Barnard Castle.

This trip needlessly put in danger anybody I may inadvertently have come across due to my families recent exposure to Covid-19. I needlessly took this drive because I recklessly drove the 270miles from London to Durham and had to check whether I was safe to take the pointless 270 mile journey home again."

by DomCummings May 26, 2020

Butt Hole Barber

A term for a homosexual. When you shove your thing into another guy's behind, you rip some of his butt hole hair out which is lining the outside of his asshole as you push your thing in. This is a butt hole barber.

That prison shave was mighty fine, I feel like a new man! All you need to do is go to the showers to the local butt hole barber. Best of all, it's free!

by Cave Water October 20, 2020

Jayden McCoy Barber

Jayden McCoy Barber / Jayden James Lee was a singer on April 7th 2022 and started to get popular from his Fans his first Song Was Young Child Posted On YouTube and Start Makeing Shrits hoodies Mugs And more things for everyone makeing art of Jayden Barber When He Was 8 years old he wanted to be singer Stuff he likes to talk about Jayden's Youtube Jayden McCoy Barber The DJ Twitter JaydenMcCoyBarber @McCoyBarber1 In January 5th 2020 things Would You See that

Where Jayden Can make His Own Dreams Come True To Bring Love To Everyone Jayden Barber Was Also Thinking will 2023 would be like well he make a other song next year well who knows

he brings us love to all of us he Well be that most big singers of them all

what would Jayden Do In 2023/2024 well who knows he might still keep makeing Songs or he might stop things that he dose was so sweet for him doing these things soon in 2022 he well make a adult cartoon or things that were about his school storys or home storys or summer school storys where he loves to make songs or more stuff and these years

loveing friends and family brings everyone to the heart we well have thought noting that we well try to pick things from thank you for 8'0000000 of you for showing the love from Jayden McCoy Barber :)

by JaydenMcCoyBarberJameslee March 21, 2022

Fight your barber

A song by Yuno Miles that describes the course of action you should take if your barber cuts your hairline too far back

Steps listed in "Fight your barber":
Step 1: Hope that shit can grow back, cause if it don't your hairline stuck like that
Step 2: fight your barber
Step 3: Move away from the hood cause if you don't they're going to cook your ass
Step 4: Buy Doo Gro (and presumably use it)
If steps 1-4 do not work, proceed to the following:
Step 5: Cut it all off and go bald, in Yuno's words "Gotta rock the baldy like SoLLUMINATI"
if step 5 did not work, proceed:
Step 6: You gotta wear a wig now

by Kingdoms of Fear Project May 11, 2022