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The forbidden balloon puppy

An action in which one gently places his or her lips around a man’s penis tip, gorilla suctions on and literally starts blowing him and twisting until his dick takes form of a balloon puppy.
Last night was crazy bro, I heard Samantha gave you the forbidden balloon puppy!
by dickwitcha June 19, 2022
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ravioli dream balloon

When a dildo made of ground beef thaws inside a woman's vagina on her period, then a male with smegma has sex with same female with beef still inserted.
Man, I'd love to give her a ravioli dream balloon!
by Dream balloon September 2, 2022
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Balloon Spongebob

Balloon SpongeBob is a static PNG of, you guessed it, a Spongebob balloon. It originates from a series of memes on the internet which consists of putting music (Either scary or funny, depending on the video) on top of a video of the same Spongebob balloon floating around with no human in sight.
by Your bob August 30, 2022
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Balloon boy

A worthless piece of shit manwhore that likes to fling his dick into girls wherever he goes and so is always prepared with his big boy balloons so 1 + 1 doesn't equal 3!!
'Dang Charlie only 2 balloons left in a 10 pack? You really are a balloon boy huh'
Aww Charlie you bought a balloon just for me? I didn't know you were that smart!'
by Bigbighorse3 February 6, 2025
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Golden Water Balloon

The act of filling a water balloon with piss and jizz instead of water, and launching it at your homies during a water balloon fight
We were having fun until Jake splashed me with a Golden Water Balloon
by Field Marshal Jizzatron January 6, 2024
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water balloon from hell

When you pinch your foreskin and proceed to pee and fill your foreskin with piss.
Did you hear that Jimmy hit his girlfriend with the ol' water balloon from hell last Tuesday?
by zachmau5 December 6, 2021
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Hot air balloon

When a fart escapes into the vagina and then has to be refarted
I had a seriose hot air balloon today, it had me seriously worrie
by Mr.goodnight May 30, 2018
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