A spicy red burrito which contains 700 calories of processed beef and will give anyone who consumes it the major shits. Cancer burritos should be consumed no more than once a week at the very most and should not be consumed at all if possible. Symptoms of the cancer burrito include: massive shits, constipation, stomach pains, sudden weight gain, addiction to the burrito and sudden decrease of the senses.
Josh: Dude why did you just get a cancer burrito!
David: I'm addicted to them now, if I dont have one I start to get withdrawls.
Josh: o0o0o0o0o0o0o DEADLY!
David: You know it!
David: I'm addicted to them now, if I dont have one I start to get withdrawls.
Josh: o0o0o0o0o0o0o DEADLY!
David: You know it!
by FRISKET II July 25, 2008
Get the Cancer Burrito mug.The act of wrapping an erect penis in a tortilla (flour or corn), then filling the tortilla with meat, rice, salsa, and other assorted ingredients. This contraption will then be used as a contraceptive while the man practices intercourse. The friction will result in the burrito cooking to a tasty, edible state. Bonus points are awarded to folks who use raw beef and successfully cook it to a medium or medium-well state.
A member of the Holy Toledo Trinity, along with the "Toledo Mosquito" and the "Toledo Funguito".
A member of the Holy Toledo Trinity, along with the "Toledo Mosquito" and the "Toledo Funguito".
"I had the ingredients lying around, so I was like, 'Hey, Becky, do you want a Toledo Burrito?' and she was all, 'Yeah, I guess.' So I had sex with her with a burrito on my penis."
by The Earl of Teabag September 17, 2008
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Gay #1: "Have you ever had a New Jersey Burrito dog?"
Gay #2: "No..."
Gay #1: "You should, it's magical"
Gay #2: "No..."
Gay #1: "You should, it's magical"
by Dirty dirty girl January 3, 2007
Get the New Jersey Burrito Dog mug.The local Anglo term for "burrito" (the food) in Tucson, Arizona. Bean burros are the "vanilla" type (pronounced "BEEMburrows").
They laughed at me when I asked for a burro in Phoenix. Everyone there calls it a burrito. But they always speak Cali up there, so it don't matter much.
by davarinofuntucson August 14, 2010
Get the burro mug.Used to describe a group of dirty peoples from a certain region south of the United States. As heard on "South Park".
A cluster of immigrants who loiter in front of hardware stores waiting for gainful employment.
A cluster of immigrants who loiter in front of hardware stores waiting for gainful employment.
"My Taco Bell dinner would have tasted a whole lot better if a burrito breath would have prepared it."
"When is that burrito breath going to come to my house to fix my leaky roof? Oh, I forgot that I needed to pick him up at the 7-11."
"When is that burrito breath going to come to my house to fix my leaky roof? Oh, I forgot that I needed to pick him up at the 7-11."
by S. Fernandez July 15, 2006
Get the burrito breath mug.When a fat person has a gut that hangs over their penis, they fold the gut into a burrito shape. Once this has been done they proceed to masturbate into the "estómago burrito." When they are done they fill the rest of the space with meat, cheese, lettuce. (and sometimes poop)
by Andrew Lawrence January 26, 2007
Get the estómago burrito mug.Take a condom and put Icy-hot or bengay inside and outside of the condom and proceed to have sex with it.
this act can either be done with a hetero or homosexual partnership.
this act can either be done with a hetero or homosexual partnership.
Joe wanted to have a double burn burrito with Chris to take their relationship to the next level.
Dude I double burn burritoed a chick last night and now my dick will be out of commission for a month.
Dude I double burn burritoed a chick last night and now my dick will be out of commission for a month.
by Ninjaman2000 January 23, 2010
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