burning man

Like wasting $1000 to hang out in the parched desert with 35,000 bitter hippies? If you answered yes to this question, then Burningmans for you! Come join the burned out Deadheads and deluded, hard-up Frat boys to chase the handful of washed up hippy women that were in their prime in the summer of love 1969. If you have any drugs, make sure to hoard them because everybody else will be! Not to mention the HUNDREDS of law enforement agents and their canine units just ITCHING to make a bust. Throw in the alkaline soil slowly eating away at any exposed skin, and you're good to go! Bring a women with you and watch 20 horney dirtbags instantly materialize to try to pry her away from you! This event might have been fun back in the '80s, but if you're really looking for a good time, spring break in Cancun is the place to be.

Now I know why they call it burningman, cuase man, do you get burned!

by alphahooker November 23, 2004

Side Burning

Judging or criticizing a man because of his side burns and/or facial hair.

Jordan: Look at that dude. He's a douche bag because he has a goatee.
Garrett: Dude, Stop Side Burning

by José Wanahumpalota December 15, 2011

Beaver burn

Beaver burn. A beaver burn is when a vagina, otherwise known as beaver, pussy, clam or twat. Is repeatedly rubbed onto ones face until raw during oral sex with a woman.

Shaving was very hard today from the beaver burn I've gotten last night.

by Fuddzy2145 June 7, 2018

Wedge burn

When your underwear gives you wedgies and results in wedge burn.

Often used by females whose underwear rides up. i.e. thongs and tight underwear.

Girl 1: Ugh this underwear is giving me a wedge burn!
Girl 2: I definitely know that feeling when I wear my favorite thong....makes my butt feel like it's on fire!

by Wedge burn girl July 23, 2012

hanger burn

The line of dust on the shoulder of a shirt that forms when it is left on a hanger for too long.

Gigi was almost late because she had to wash her shirt since it had some major hanger burn.

by paige lighthipe lover July 27, 2012

Pork Burn

The abdominal burns you get from bacon grease because you frequently cook breakfast topless. It's the price you pay for being such a fucking man.

Some guys do it voluntarily like a cigarette burn. Others are just too fucking lazy to put on a shirt in the morning before cooking bacon.

Friend: Yo, what happened to your chest man?

You: You know how it is. I woke up and made grub and got some pork burns. #YOLO

by Green Eggs and Stan August 29, 2012

burning a hoolie

smoking a marijuana cigarette joint reefer

He was stoned after burning a hoolie.

by Pol_Nexton April 21, 2011