Beef and Cheese

David Cole

Hey, Beef and Cheese

by Ryan Guthrie June 10, 2003

beef cunt

An extremly fat pussy that no one wants to hit because it is so beefy and un-atractive

yo that chick over there most have the worst beef cunt ive ever seen.

by jake and big al October 21, 2008

Beef Wellington

When a gentleman inserts his leg into a ladyfriend up to the knee.

The only acceptable time for a man to shave his legs is in preparation for a beef wellington

by Andy_Alphabitz August 14, 2009

Beef Tongs

Another name for the Labia sisters (Pussy Lips).

She's all beef tongs, so I sprained my tongue.

by nine9nine July 23, 2008

Beef Bonanza

The trendier term for a quote "Sausage fest" involving three or more gents with no girls in sight.

Fuckin' el, why do we only end up at beef bonanza parties? Bro.

by MuffinTop47 April 24, 2011

beef quesadilla

When you defecate into a vagina and proceed to insert your penis into it, with another male doing the same.

Dude, Brett and I gave Molly a beef quesadilla last night. She threw up after having to suck Brett's poopdick.

by Fartz Chucklebutt May 4, 2011

Beef The Shark

When a ferociously stinky fart erupts from the anus, causing disgust amongst the people around you.

*friend farts*
"Dude, did you Beef The Shark?"

by MathiasBelmondo August 14, 2013