bass

the definition of porn

Dude 1: that bass is going to break my no nut november!
Dude 2: lol your musical sense sucks

by Xx_Lazyfuck_xX May 1, 2019

Bass Clarinet

THE WEIRDEST FUCKING INSTRUMENT TO PLAY! Often slobbered on by people who deep throaght the instrument while looking insane

"hey your bass clarinet is too far down your throat!"

by trfygubhjknlm May 8, 2019

bass torture

What eggs do all of the time

ladida fuck this field it's useless bass torture there accept this shit now

by Not E g g August 23, 2019

titty bass

When you smack them titties and the noise is below 41 Hz.

My new track uses titty bass.

by CoochCatcher April 21, 2018

Grass bass

Any edible land grazing animal. Such as cows, deer and lamb

Person 1: hey any luck fishing today?
Person 2: no ima just gonna go to the store and get some grass bass.

by Ptrick94 March 26, 2017

slap'n the bass

where you slap the bass to hard. Your rectum takes offence

guy: Man I think I was slap'n the bass to hard

Guy 2 : I know bruv it kills init. My wife tried slap'n the bass last night

by That 420 guy October 30, 2017

dum-bass

noun: nickname for a stupid person born with fish-like features.

also applies to people who are acting like dumb asses.

"You know Pattie? She just got her wisdom teeth pulled."
"Oh yeah, her cheeks are so fat she looks like a fish."
"What a dum-bass."

"we went out fishing yesterday, and I thought I caught a big one! It turned out I had just hooked Rich... what a dum-bass."

by Sir Rufus Rumpshire VII February 19, 2018