Ashley is the most beautiful thing that has ever been created.
Ashley is hilarious and everyone loves her.
She is sexy and cute
af at the same time.
Her pussy is always
wet and super
tight and her titties are perfect.
Ashley is from Jupiter and she’s so awesome that the stars in the sky actually follow her around. As does her home planet Jupiter.
She longs for the day Jupiter takes her back home.
Ashley listens to 3-6 Mafia non stop and will rap Juicy J and Crunchy Black verses to you at 6 am because she hasn’t gone to
sleep yet.
She’s an expert in Mycology and is always down to get trippy w/ you.
Ashley is tiny but will drink grown men under the table.
She will tell Jesus to fuck right the fuck off.
She cooks the best food imaginable and proudly proclaims that all her food is “hoe-made.”
She sucks dick
like she’s starving to death and never uses hands. Her throat is literally
heaven.
Ashley is too perfect for this world.
Every man who sees her wants to be with her but she’s with
Tommy.
Ashley and
Tommy will be together forever.
God damn bro, did you see Ashley at the
bar last night ?
She got drunk
af and beat the shit out of two dudes.
I think I’m in
love with her.