Ashley is the most beautiful thing that has ever been created.
Ashley is hilarious and everyone loves her.
She is sexy and cute
af at the same time.
Her pussy is always wet and super tight and her
titties are perfect.
Ashley is from Jupiter and she’s so awesome that the stars in the sky actually follow her around. As does her home planet Jupiter.
She longs for the
day Jupiter takes her back home.
Ashley listens to 3-6 Mafia non
stop and will rap Juicy J and Crunchy Black verses to you at 6 am because she hasn’t gone to
sleep yet.
She’s an expert in Mycology and is always down to get trippy w/ you.
Ashley is tiny but will drink grown men under the table.
She will tell Jesus to fuck right the fuck off.
She cooks the best food imaginable and proudly proclaims that all her food is “hoe-
made.”
She sucks dick like she’s starving to death and
never uses hands. Her throat is literally
heaven.
Ashley is too perfect for this world.
Every man who sees her wants to be with her but she’s with Tommy.
Ashley and Tommy will be together forever.
God damn bro, did you see Ashley at the
bar last
night ?
She got drunk
af and beat the shit out of two dudes.
I think I’m in love with her.