Albert Zone

A zone much lower than the friend zone; once you're here you may as well give up. Also, you know you are in the zone when you are blocked on all social networks. In other words, you're fucked.

Dude, you are officially in the Albert Zone.

by EP39 October 16, 2014

albino godzilla

A term used to describe an individual that as opposed to creating new content, simply goes on sites such as deviant art and tumblr to mass produce shitty re-skins of their favorite characters and pass them off as, "their own original content".

Fagit #1: Yo dude did you see that guys shitty shadow the hedgehog re-skin?

Fagit #2: Yea I did man. Dark the feminist, ableist, sex-driven, child molester or some shit?

Fagit #1: Yea man that was it! Pfft, what an Albino Godzilla.

by StapleSherman September 27, 2014

Albert

Cool ass beeto eat ass lives day by day and has a shit dick and hotter

Albert eats booty

by Beeto btw May 1, 2019

Albie

Big dick man

Wow look at that massive cock you must be called Albie

by Albie P August 28, 2021

fat albert

a reagent added to a reaction in order to create the thermodynamically favored enol.

Fat Albert.

by Dr. Suess of Organic Chemistry May 23, 2011

Luis Alberto

1. A sexy, young, dark-hair/dark-eyed male with an irresistibly attractive face and a beautiful personality.

2. That one guy all girls want because he puts every other guy to shame.

3. Walking definition of the most perfect boyfriend in existence.

Guy 1: My girlfriend met Luis Alberto the other day and they're becoming close friends.

Guy 2: Shit, man. You've already lost her.

Girl : Luis Alberto is so perfect. I wish he'd talk to me again.

by TheShander23 November 27, 2016

albuquerque turkey leg

The act of filling a vagina with gravy, dipping a drumstick in it, and eating it.

Your mother and i shared a delicious albuquerque turkey leg together last night.

by blackjiggy January 25, 2011