When a fat guy walks in a bar, orders a drink, sits next to the first girl he sees, looks her dead in the eye and without anything else said says "Pussy fart" *maintains eye contact then proceeds to take a drink*
Chase walks in a bar orders himself some brandy sits next to Jessica and stares her in the eye and says pussy fart *everyone stares in the ultimate awkward silence*
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Get the Awkward snuggling mug.Adjective, used to describe someone who is or is committing an act that is so awkward only a Mountie would do it.
OMG Nick, you are being so awkward you're Mountie Awkward! What are you going to do next, make a dance video to remind people to pull over when your lights are flashing set to a Drake tune??
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Get the Mountie Awkward mug.When you fuck in the backseat of a car at 1 in the morning in the parking lot of a school after prom.
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Get the the awkward prom mug.That one christmas tree that just has something off. It would be perfect to cut down and bring home if it werent for the fact that one side is disproportional, its bent at the bottom, smells weird, etc. Also applicable to people.
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Get the Awkward Christmas Tree mug.When you're taken along for an awkward ride when your friend invites you to hangout when he's actually on a date with his girlfriend.
John invites Andrew to hangout with him. Andrew goes to hangout, and all John does the whole time he's with him is he makes out with his bitch, so Andrew is taken on an Awkward Coaster ride.
-If Andrew eventually ditches because it's so damn awkward, and John yells at him, John is a faggot.
-If Andrew eventually ditches because it's so damn awkward, and John yells at him, John is a faggot.
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