Awkward Cake

Noun. A small, non-optional social gathering of work colleagues held to acknowledge one of them leaving the organisation. Usually with speeches, always with cake.

We never liked Susan, so why must we still have awkward cake?

by BluecoatRob May 23, 2022

awkward

beaumac66

beaumac66 is being a beaumac66(fucking awkward)

by GOOBZ69 April 26, 2024

playing awkward

Someone that is not awkward but for reasons better known to themselves gives another this persona.

Some people play hard to get, she just enjoys winding people up... playing awkward!

by skypoet May 29, 2017

Socially awkward

Lewis bettison

Lewis bettison is socially awkward

by Jeremy junior June 20, 2021

Awkward

Someone who is like rly strange but also nice

The CAC class of 2022 is truly a awkward class

by anonymous December 18, 2020

Awkward

When a fat guy walks in a bar, orders a drink, sits next to the first girl he sees, looks her dead in the eye and without anything else said says "Pussy fart" *maintains eye contact then proceeds to take a drink*

Chase walks in a bar orders himself some brandy sits next to Jessica and stares her in the eye and says pussy fart *everyone stares in the ultimate awkward silence*

by dr_midgetboi January 14, 2020

Awkwardness

Ryan dowling is basically all of this

Awkwardness -R u like Ryan aka a awkward fuck

by ,?.! May 27, 2020