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Alyssa

Is gay
Yeah that girl alyssa is kinda gay no cap
by Hamfbxudnsn May 6, 2022
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Alyssa

Alyssa is a girl who still doesn’t know who she is. She’s waiting for something to happen to her and doesn’t take advantage of her gifts. She is loyal, tries to be kind and short. Her back aches with the burdens of others. If you are her family she would die for you, regardless of how you treat her.
Alyssa might actually be happy someday.
by Somedaysomedaymaybe November 23, 2021
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alyssa

literally the greatest human being that could ever walk on this earth—no over-dramatization, just facts. they have the happiest smile and a voice that could calm you at your most fretful moments. you could talk to her for hours and hours on end and never get bored. people with this name most likely have a comforting presence and make you feel warm and safe with them. alyssa is a beautiful person inside and out.

also she’s probably really gay as well lolz
Person 1: hey, have you seen my friend Alyssa anywhere? i can’t find them

Person 2: oh, you mean the greatest person in the whole wide world? yeah she’s right here with me
by daffysduck July 18, 2022
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Alyssa

A certified BOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Have you heard how many people Alyssa gave head to?" "Yea I know she's a Certified Bop!"
by tylewis March 17, 2024
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Alyssa

Alyssa is the type of girl everone loves. She’s the best friend you could ever ask for. Love her and never lose her. She’s a bad bitch
Alyssa is a bad bitch
by Onlyspeakingthetruthdoingy February 9, 2022
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Alyssa

An Alyssa is a high class, high maintenance diva. Her temper surpasses that of a salt water crocodile. Dismiss her and she will whip around and bite your head off. If you meet an Alyssa, you can plan on losing any competition you start with her. She will make sure she wins by any means. Don't let her sweet smile fool you. She'll steal your KitKats and blame it on the little old lady who cleans the break rooms. But when it comes down to it an Alyssa is one to have on your side. She is is your ride or die. We love Alyssas.
Alyssa will chew you up and spit you out without even blinking.
by FCE-FavoritecoworkerEVER November 24, 2021
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Alyssa

A fucking Godess among peasants. Hey you, over there, go get me things.
Alyssa intimidates me. She seems…otherworldly
by Godess. November 22, 2021
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