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burning man

Like wasting $1000 to hang out in the parched desert with 35,000 bitter hippies? If you answered yes to this question, then Burningmans for you! Come join the burned out Deadheads and deluded, hard-up Frat boys to chase the handful of washed up hippy women that were in their prime in the summer of love 1969. If you have any drugs, make sure to hoard them because everybody else will be! Not to mention the HUNDREDS of law enforement agents and their canine units just ITCHING to make a bust. Throw in the alkaline soil slowly eating away at any exposed skin, and you're good to go! Bring a women with you and watch 20 horney dirtbags instantly materialize to try to pry her away from you! This event might have been fun back in the '80s, but if you're really looking for a good time, spring break in Cancun is the place to be.
Now I know why they call it burningman, cuase man, do you get burned!
by alphahooker November 23, 2004
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pith burn

The burning sensation on your lips when you start the peeling processs of a grapefruit, orange or lemon, by biting into it.
A Pith Burn tingles at first, then the oils hit your lips and linger for some fruits, quite awhile!
by ridesoft June 16, 2011
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muff burn

little red bumps on a man's lower abdomen caused from being ridden by his woman after she has recently shaved down there.
I was so excited my girlfriend shaved her muff, but the next day I had muff burn from the little hairs trying to grow back.
by Cap'n Positive January 8, 2012
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Johnny burns

Johnny is an outstanding guy, he might be quiet but oh boy is he deadly . He gets all the girls in the world and will maybe leave you with only ONE. He’s a smart white boy who basically gets money and fucks bitches. You would love to have Johnny burns in ur life . The kid also is funny like fawkkkkk he’s a 10/10
Damn bro Johnny burns stole my girl
Yeah dude that’s what he does , they come to him”
by HFS tahjea January 20, 2022
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burn a fatty

Slowly smoke a large marijuana cigarette. You might smoke a joint-- that can be done quickly. A fatty takes a long time to smoke.
After work we planned to drink G&T's and burn a fatty.
by OldDan-still livin' the 60s October 10, 2015
mugGet the burn a fattymug.

word burning

Similar to "Book Burning", it is when a word is no longer liked by a group of people and they decide it should no longer be used. Often used when a word is considered "negative" even though it is accurately used by its definition. The intention and the way a person is using it may be what is not liked but it is the word that is cancelled.
"Retarded" means less advanced in mental, physical, or social development than is usual for one's age. But some people use it as a derogatory term so we are no longer allowed to use the words "Retard" or "Retarded". Those words have been burnt. We are practicing "word burning".
by murley March 19, 2021
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Burn wank

When you smoke marijuana for the sole purpose of masturbating.
I had a burn wank earlier and it made me very sleepy.
by John Sextant October 11, 2021
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