Split Herpes Soup

The thick, chunky discharge resulting from a bad case of the aforementioned sexually transmitted disease.
(see also: Chlamydia Chowder)

"I had to change underwear seven times already today because of some serious split herpes soup."

by buttfinger December 9, 2013

Split The Potato

A very cool dude that everyone should simp for and if u dont then u shall die

He looks very Split The Potato

by Definitely not sans.#5355 August 6, 2022

Lane Splitting

When two people pee into a toilet at the same time. The one standing urinates in between the legs of the other who is sitting.

Dude last night me and my girl engaged in some lane splitting

by KEOLASAURUS December 1, 2024

Lickety-split

When you spread a pair of buttcheeks and lick the bung!

I made her squurm when I did the lickety-split to her ass!

by Orofinofarmer April 13, 2022

Split the sea

Use windmill

You can split the sea using windmills

by Cody5050 January 29, 2022

split a footlong

either performing an Eiffel Tower with two penises at approximately 6 inches in length, or a single individual entering two women at once, using two approximately 6 inch penile objects

Hey man, would you like to split a footlong?
Nah, I don't like Subway.
Ok, your loss bro.

by frhwdofnursekaj August 31, 2017

Banana split

This is the creation after your intermediate boss sticks his penis in your ass and has his way with you, then afterwords sprinkles cocaine on his fudge covered banana for you to consume before sending you back to work.

Guy 1: Bossman gave me a Banana split in his office just now.
Guy2: Maybe with that cocaine sprinkling, that'll actually make you do some work.

by NightlyParadox September 20, 2025