luke harrop

a sloth like creature which dwells in the north of england, often found hiding in rotting hovels stinking of piss. Idle and unable to communicate properly luke harrop is hideously disfigured by a nose in the shape of a cock. When drunk the harrop tends to talk for hours upon end about non-sensical tripe mainly consisting of how he creeps around the nightclubs of pudsey and leeds.

your living like a luke harrop, its about time you stop pissing in your room.

by theoneandonlydouchebaggery July 3, 2011

Luke Dnuke

He's the bomb. Luke Dnuke is a very kool person who is very kool. He owns an Instagram account called @_shower_feelings_

Luke Dnuke is very kool.

by Luke Dnuke July 7, 2019

Schey and Luke

Two soulmates that enjoy spending long evenings together under the full moon before one of them turns into a werewolf and gets killed because he is a naughty wolf

“Wow they are being schey and luke right now”

by Sundowncold87 August 12, 2023

Luke Tink

Luke Tink is the sexiest mother fucker on the planet he is incredibly funny, and also a freak in the bed

i had a great time last night you really made my pussy explode............ thanks Luke Tink

by DarkZZZ November 16, 2022

Luke wilner

Luke wilner is a awesome person. And a trustworthy friend. If you have a Luke in your life you better keep him.

Person: hey Luke wilner can I tell u a secret

Luke: ya I won't tell anyone

by Qqqqqrreesfvvvbklljhg March 1, 2018

Luke Howarth

Someone who consumes food while sleeping.

Also someone who smokes weed and sells it.

Example 1: Whoa! have you been hanging out with Luke Howarth?

Example 2: Person 1: He was copping a feed last night, but he wasn't awake.
Person 2: He was doing a Luke Howarth then?

by Littlemanlover December 7, 2011

luke simac

the top g. Regarded as the best striker of all time.

did you see luke simac score a hattrick last weekend?

by proffessor bartholomew August 30, 2022