shear bear

A monster who steals water bottles from little kids and tries to put kids in the copy machine

That guy's stealing he's being a shear bear

by daniel.df3 June 10, 2017

Buggy Bear

Buggy bear (alternative name:bug) is the bestest person you can meet. They can be cold and a bit of a bitch, and will push you away at first, but if you can get through that, they will have your back for life. A Buggy bear is usually seen wit a maxipoo in a barely platonic and slightly carnal relationship. Buggy bear is honest and very sweet, and will call you out when needed, and may or may not teach you how to roll cigarettes. They are so swag, and fucking hot, and they fuck everyone on the Minecraft bed on the down low. And don't cross them cuz they WILL and maybe already have fucked your mom.

Buggy bear fucked my mom outta spite.

Buggy bear and maxipoo fuckin on da Minecraft bed.

Buggy bear × Maxipoo= #relationship goals

by u r. M o m. June 12, 2022

Snuggie Bear

1. unbelievable

2. outrageous
3.shocking or ta be shocked.
4. to be so insulted

5. a way of verbalizing ones confusion

The Cop's jus pulled him out his car and beat him, I was like "What the snuggie bear".

this dog jus appeared out of the darkness had me all Snuggie bear an shit.

man we was at the zoo and chillin by the lion exhibit when a alarm went off sayin a lion was missing, i was like oh snuggie bear.

by Rah .A.K.A. Cracajac April 28, 2010

Wobby the Bear

wobby the bear; the most amazing bear in the world. Originated from backpacking on Roblox.

do you know wobby the bear?
why, he’s the most amazing bear in the world!

by iamsittingbehindyou9 March 8, 2022

Coochie Bear

A person who you are deeply in love with.

I love you my little coochie bear!

by Battle Rocket November 3, 2022

Bear Shaving

The efforts we go to to deal with the symptoms of a problem rather than the root cause of the problem.

You have an eating disorder and as a solution you have a gastric band fitted. This is Bear Shaving. The real solution is to get to the root cause of the eating disorder and deal with it.

Global warming is causing the bears to overheat. Solution Shave the bears.

by black cat bastard August 3, 2009

A Bungle Bear

A hairy hipster who constantly bungles things up.

A bungle Bear - Zippy: Oh no what’s uncle bungle done now?

Geoffrey: What, apart from being unbearably hairy

Zippy: What! unhairaly Beary?

George: Too much, too bear

by Five_oh August 9, 2019