Teacher Bread

An entire loaf of bread, given to you by your science teacher after school.

“Oh I got teacher bread today after school, I’m not sure why”

by Fluffu_ December 2, 2021

Heel of the Bread

The act of parental figures settling for the less graceful pleasures of life behind their children’s back, so their children are able to receive the greatest in life.

*Only two regular slices and the two heel of the bread left*

Son: Hey dad! Thanks for the crustless sandwich! You know I hate the crust.

Dad: *eating both heels of the bread* Of course son. Some day you will understand.

by Mitch.Swan July 6, 2022

Breaded chicken

When you getting head, dip your wet cock in the sand

After getting head on the beach, i gave myself a breaded chicken

by Captainsquid1 October 23, 2019

Bread Horse

A bread horse is a is rare species where a horse has a slice of bread around its head.

Han-ah: omg did you hear? emoly hymen just called Cecilia a bread horse
Catherine: I mean... did she lie?
Angela: no

by Albino rhinoo October 25, 2019

sticky bread

A game in which participants jack off on to a piece of bread and the last to finish has to eat the cum covered pastry.

Jack: “let’s play sticky bread”
John: “no I always lose”
Jack: “yeah but I don’t”

by Daddy Pitty October 31, 2019

Floof Bread

A name commonly given to a cat or dog who lays in such a way that he/she looks like a loaf of furry bread with a face

"Aww your cat is so cute. He looks like a loaf of floof Bread!"

by Loaf of bread but not July 21, 2021

Bread Thieves

A catch-all phrase for Australians, many of whom had ancestors deported to the colonies for stealing loaves of bread.

The tradition continues to this day with their politicians often being caught with their snouts in the trough and corruption being rampant.

Did you see any of the cricket? Nah the dirty bread thieves probably bowled another underarm delivery when they were about to lose again!

by Arteazan August 5, 2021