eye molester

He doesn't eye rape you, no instead he gives you that creepy stare that screams "I will be fondling you and myself later or I will be folding myself later while thinking of you and there is nothing you can do about it... actually i'm doing right now in my mind..."

That dude in the corner over there is such an eye molester, I feel like I need to go shower. #eww

by ohyouthinkthatspunny November 5, 2014

eye-slimer

The unattractive combination of eye boogers and eyeliner that forms in the corner of the eyes in a slimey black blob - sometimes due to not removing one's make-up before going to bed.

Lauren forgot to take off her make-up again last night and she woke up with a nasty case of eye-slimer.

"Hey Lauren, wipe the corner of your eyes, you've got a little eye-slimer there!"

by Gingermom4 August 4, 2007

eye secks

Dan and Phil have this a lot in videos, its also know as heart eyes Howell and the same for Phil. The Phandom should know what this means... <3

Dan and phil had eye secks, dans eyes roamed phils body as he imagined him naked.

by thephanlover May 26, 2017

Jimmy Eye

When you are talking to a person and see that one of their eyes is looking at you and the other is looking somewhere else.

A.K.A. - Cockeyed

His "Jimmy Eye" drives me crazy. I never know if he is looking at me or someone else when we talk.

by Kenny "Fucking" Powers March 9, 2010

Olympic Eye

The process of staying up way to late to watch the Olympics. The redness and swelling in your eyes the morning after you didnt get any sleep.

Man Sam, I swaer your Olympic Eyes are bulging! What, did you stay up all night again watching the Olympics?

by Eric Dean October 16, 2008

The Stanky Eye

when someone abruptly looks at you in a mean or dirty manner. Closely related to the death glare.

The stanky eye:
Jim: * watches from across the room *
Jen: JIM, QUIT GIVIN' ME YERR ****ING STANKY EYE .

by Brittany the Ginger(; May 3, 2011

Eye contract

Promises of emotional or sexual character made by unmistakeable eye contact only. The lack of spoken words often leads to misinterpretations with two very different conclusions by the two sexes. Probably with less confusion between same-sexed people.

In the stereotypical scenario, a man and a woman catch each other's eyes at a party. He concludes that she's committing to some serious monkey business and searches his wallet for a condom. She on the other hand feels very special and pretty and hopes to be asked out on a date. By the end of the evening at least one of them will be breaking their eye contract.

by Eartha KitKat April 28, 2010