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Mexican Double Burrito Rectal Blowjob

When you eat a burrito and have anal sex you give your partner a rectal blowjob with your flatulence. (one burrito is eaten and the other is the penis)
After taco bell I gave my boyfriend a mexican double burrito rectal blowjob.
by Jakob Sherwood January 1, 2009
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yeah yeah taco burrito unblock a niggito

When you don’t understand a language and you don’t know how to respond.
Person 1: Todo mundo é estúpido, exceto eu.
Person 2: Yeah Yeah Taco Burrito Unblock A Niggito
by :----- April 23, 2020
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stupid bean burrito eating mother fucker

stupid ignorant mexican illegal that doesn't know shit about our laws in this country.
That stupid bean burrito eating mother fucker cant drive worth a shit.
by noillegals August 5, 2010
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a tv remote controller shoved up a chicken or bull dogs anus while twisting his ear and jacking it off while simotanisly pooring lubricant and putting bananas in his other ear and making him eat glue while shooting him up with heroin in his dick
Im going to rusian cock burrito fucking with or without a lone legged chicken my long fellow dog named sparky.
by Shitholeofalabama January 3, 2008
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stoned guy 1)could Jesus microwave a burrito so hot that even he couldn't eat it?
stoned guy 2)WHOOOOAAAAAA!!! i don't know.... what a thinker!!!
stoned guy 1)tell me about it
by EatMyFukk May 13, 2008
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when balls collide into a homosexual loaf of bread while another man has an erection while inside of the man with his balls in a loaf of bread (typically there is another man in the background doing the hamburger with his dick)
yo yall wanna have gay nigga men balls chees bread waffles burrito mexigga intercourse?
by Brian Esparza Mejia May 1, 2023
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burrito

taking a backpack, emptying it and reversing it inside out, and putting the things back in. Often used for joking.
Bill: what happened to my backpack!?
Bob: John burritoed it.
by John Carstillon June 16, 2012
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