abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyzABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZqwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmQWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNM`1234567890-=[]\;',./~!@#$%^&*()_+{}|:"<>? 

you are so close to the maximum of boredness that you typed abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyzABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZqwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmQWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNM`1234567890-=\;',./~!@#$%^&*()_+{}|:"<>?

abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyzABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZqwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmQWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNM`1234567890-=\;',./~!@#$%^&*()_+{}|:"<>? is so long to type.

abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyzABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZqwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmQWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNM`1234567890-=[]\;',./~!@#$%^&*()_+{}|:"<>? by Random846 September 12, 2022

qazaqwsxswedcderfvfrtgbgtyhnhyujmjuikiolopqwertyuioppoiuytrewqasdfghjkllkjhgfdsazxcvbnmmnbvcxz`1234567890-=[]\;',./abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz 

The absolute worst form of boredom. What the hell is wrong with you? Do you have no work or anything productive to do? You turned qazaqwsxswedcderfvfrtgbgtyhnhyujmjuikiolop, qwertyuiop, qwertyuioppoiuytrewq, poiuytrewq, asdfghjkllkjhgfdsa, asdfghjkl, lkjhgfdsa, zxcvbnmmnbvcxz, zxcvbnm, mnbvcxz, `1234567890-=\;',./, and abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz. How?

"Hey man! I just wrote the absolute ultimate text! It's qazaqwsxswedcderfvfrtgbgtyhnhyujmjuikiolopqwertyuioppoiuytrewqasdfghjkllkjhgfdsazxcvbnmmnbvcxz`1234567890-=\;',./abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz."
"Get out of my house."

qazaqwsxswedcderfvfrtgbgtyhnhyujmjuikiolopqwertyuioppoiuytrewqasdfghjkllkjhgfdsazxcvbnmmnbvcxz`1234567890-=[]\;',./abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz by subway572 October 14, 2022

12q3wa4esz5rdx6tfc7ygv8uhb9ijn0okm-pl,=[;.]'/\ 

Either you're trying to beat Urban Dictionary or just extremely bored.
Anyways here's a cat!

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12q3wa4esz5rdx6tfc7ygv8uhb9ijn0okm-pl,=;.'/\

12q3wa4esz5rdx6tfc7ygv8uhb9ijn0okm-pl,=[;.]'/\ by ...ok... November 6, 2022

f(x) = e^x 

The only function in the world that satisfies ∫f(x)dx = f(x) and d/dx f(x) = f(x). Very dumb.

Question: ∫f(x) = f(x)
Because ∫f(x) = e^x
Therefore, the solution is e^x

f(x) = e^x by BladeX123uWu December 18, 2022

The π = 3 Church 

When believers subscribe to the uncompromising view that any numbers or fractions mentioned in, or mathematical constants derived from, the Bible must be taken literally with zero room for approximation, adulteration, or subtraction.

Founded by a group of Bible literalists-turned-theomaticians, the π = 3 Church has so far failed to appeal to pre-believers and the converted, especially those who’re allergic to school or college math, despite regularly distributing free pies and pizzas to the poor in the community.

The π = 3 Church by Fasters February 12, 2023

:'@aqz3swx34cd45frv67tbg8hn89jm9p,k-l.=;/"} 

This is proof that the Urban Dictionary is god of all dictionaries and it is un beatable

Definition of :'@aqz3swx34cd45frv67tbg8hn89jm9p,k-l.=;/"}
A very mad person typing on a keyboard

:'@aqz3swx34cd45frv67tbg8hn89jm9p,k-l.=;/"} by HarryPotterfan1234 March 13, 2023

12qw23we34er45rt56ty67yu78ui89io90op0-p[-=[]qwaswesderdfrtfgtyghyuhjuijkioklopl;p[;'aszxsdxcdfcvfgvbghbnhjnmjkm,kl,.l;./ 

You type the words in 2x2 squares. you are so bored you stop breathing

Person 1: 12qw23we34er45rt56ty67yu78ui89io90op0-p-=qwaswesderdfrtfgtyghyuhjuijkioklopl;p[;'aszxsdxcdfcvfgvbghbnhjnmjkm,[kl,.l;./
Person 2: dies

12qw23we34er45rt56ty67yu78ui89io90op0-p[-=[]qwaswesderdfrtfgtyghyuhjuijkioklopl;p[;'aszxsdxcdfcvfgvbghbnhjnmjkm,kl,.l;./ by Thewarmblanket May 24, 2023