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stoned Philosopher

The full background and reason for the very existence and funcuality of the most innate objects—usually sounds stupid except to the philosopher
Dave: “Was I a stoned philosopher last night?”

Otto: “Yea bro! You were talking about how their should squirrel whistles on cars and how they might cut down on motor vehicle fatalities. And then you started laughing and started chanting:
‘So-Crates, So-Crates, So-Crates”
by LuckDog November 29, 2017
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Stone Shaker

1. A person that shoots dice, either in back-alleys or in desperate situations such as an addiction to gambling.
2. Someone who gambles (literally or metaphorically) with something too important to lose (i.e; their life, their last money, their heart, etc.)
3. A gambling addict

"Stones" in this case referring to the dice, and the shaker being someone who shakes the dice in their hand to provide momentum before throwing the dice. A stone shaker is, literally, someone who shakes dice.
"(that) Stone shaker is looking fine/She is a heart-breaker every time/She never seems to realize/That someday she will be crying too" - Hot Street by Michael Jackson
by AR58 March 25, 2023
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magic stone

When a man impregnates a woman and only has one testicle.
"Dude, I got Britney pregnant"
"Man, that's impressive. You must have a magic stone!"
by LactoseFreeLu December 18, 2014
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Stone the Crow

To lash out at the evidence of your deathly state.

“Well, stone the crows!” Basically, “I am so dead and all that’s left to do is fight to keep the buzzards from eating my flesh”. To stone the crow is pointless, because a crow only attacks you if you are dead. (You can’t literally throw stones at it if you’re dead), but it’s like panicking about the future and directing your anger about your misfortune and imminent death out towards something as harmless as a bird just because it reminds you of your awful predicament. We should never stone the proverbial crow, even if we are practically dead already, died before or are dead inside. In other words “don’t trip on small things when you have bigger fish to fry”. Or “don’t curse your fate or it’ll curse you.”
The injured warrior stumbled into camp and an opportunistic mate yelled “stone the crow! You’re in bad shape.”
by DRUsky September 11, 2023
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Stone Call

Kind of like drunk dialing, except you call someone while high.
Usually a bad idea.
Yeah I kind of stone called you.
by bb+af November 22, 2011
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Stone Army

The worst army ever to exist in the history of the universe
Person 1 - I'm from the stone army
Person 2 shoots person 1
by BROthePRO January 16, 2019
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cut in stone

A person who has a very chiseled and defined body
Woah Deborah can you believe how cut in stone mike is?
by Heksofh July 27, 2017
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