fucken faded

lost from the moment

i was there but i was'nt, lost in the situation i was so fucken faded

by picklelakerladygirl December 12, 2012

voss faded

To be cross faded on vyvanse

Guy #1: Remember when Jimbo was voss faded at Lolita?
Guy 2: Duuude

by George Peabody Twerkington IV December 14, 2015

Max Faded

Very high / stoned / elevated

"I'm max faded at Grandma's house"

by Max Faded July 24, 2016

boujee faded

wine drunk, or getting drunk in a fancy way

“i’m getting boujee faded tonight”

by boujeefuckingfaded October 4, 2017

michael fader

A type of guy who's such a playa that he doesn't realize it. He's hot AF tho.
Always asks people if anyone has a free going on.
Wears over-sized shoes with lightning bolts on them.
Never follows you back.

Justin is such a Michael Fader, always flexing for his lady and asking if people have frees.
The last thing I want to be is a Michael Fader.

by AnBon April 19, 2018

butt faded

To be so blackout drunk that you prestige, hit sobriety, proceed through buzzed, lit, shitfaced, and hit blackout again.

As drunk as you can be without dying.
The best possible scenario for when you get weird with your friends.
So drunk that you can only speak in cursive.
When you are so drunk that you have to hold on to the grass to keep the world from spinning.

"Hey boys, let's get butt faded tonight!"
"I am physically incapable, because I got so butt faded from your cough syrup margaritas last night."

"I was so butt faded that I head butted the bathroom mirror in the bar because I thought it wanted to fight. Steve the bartender says I owe him a new mirror.... again..."

by Valdosta State Rugby November 28, 2017

up fader

They're on DJ mixers. Sometimes beginners challenge the point in the cross fader with them.

Beginner: What's the point in the cross fader?
Expert: Look you'll find out by watching videos, and we ALL maximise use of our up fader on each channel.

by Fievel Vertowitz June 4, 2018