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jona

The most beautiful and intelligent girl to ever exist…makes every person fall in love with her pure soul.You can’t upgrade after her!
damn she’s such a jona
by Lllllhehe November 22, 2021
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The Jonas Brothers

Since no one wants to give an objective definition that isn't just riddled with blind hate, I've decided to define the Jonas Brothers in a somewhat objective fashion

The Jonas Brothers are a three-man pop band responsible for releasing many beloved songs such as Lovebug and Sucker. They were formed in 2005 and consist of Nick Jonas, wed to Priyanka Chopra-Jonas, Joe Jonas, wed to Sophie Turner and Kevin Jonas, wed to Danielle Jonas. They temporarily split in 2013, but unlike the pop band One Direction, eventually reunited and has since released songs like Sucker and What A Man Gotta Do.
Person 1: I don't get why people hate on the Jonas Brothers so much. They seem pretty normal and their music isn't that bad.

Person 2: They just think it's "co0L" and anti-culture to hate on anything popular.
by TheBirddude October 3, 2022
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jonas

jonas is a very wonderful friend, he is very funny and very nice
"Jonas is so funny! I love the joke he made last night!"
by ack quack December 6, 2021
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jonas larsen

Jonas Larsen is the gang leader of all gang squads in Fetsund. He usually walks with his bitches hanging around his mini cock. Jonas is not someone to fuck with, he will send his dawgs on you that will fuck you up.
Person: You look like a faggot
Jonas Larsen: *snaps* attack.
by Jonas Larsen's Slave March 15, 2017
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jonas van oppen

If your name is Jonas van Oppen u have massive cock and u get all the girls
I wish I was Jonas van Oppen
by JulPringle <3 January 18, 2016
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Jonas

"2 Tomatoes were crossing a roa-" "Dude stfu stop doing a Jonas"
"He just did a Jonas"
by IHateSimps October 22, 2019
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A-Jonas

When you break-up with someone by text messages instead of confronting them face to face.
hey wheres your Girl-friend. "What Girl-friend I A-Jonased her and shes no more

''you coward''
by M-Boy 10 December 7, 2010
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