Fuck Monkey Butt

When your so desperate that you will fuck anything, including a monkey

Jacob: God damn, I need someone to fuck
Kris: Why not fuck a monkey?
Jacob: what and be a Fuck Monkey Butt? No way...
Kris: I did...

by Jellotin Desert September 6, 2009

Albino Butt Rag

The used waxing strips of a bleached asshole.

"Hey Johnny, throw out those Albino Butt Rags will ya?"

by BallsMcBig June 13, 2016

Borderline Butt

Near the side of the gluts Maximus- Almost thigh territory, but not quite

"Sorry I poked your butt."
"That wasn't my butt- that was borderline butt"

by LeeMiMe March 14, 2012

Butt Munch

One who is perpetually bitter or "munchy"

John is mad that Jamal stole his gurl; he's being a bit of a butt munch about it.

by 80sPopPunkPrincess December 16, 2016

butt crickets

an unknown sickness caused by giving babies cow milk

“great now my kids are gonna have butt crickets”

by skankbosslady September 13, 2021

butt thugging asshole

someone you really really hate

jim:that bastard james is a butt thugging asshole he told my sister Laura I had cancer when I dont
Sara: that's terrible

by bullshit meister November 7, 2017

Pocketty butt

Old Southern U.S. slang regarding the dimpled derriere of anyone being insulted. The butt can be either large or small, curvey or flat. And it has even been used on children who are a nuisance.

For adults: "Yo, Ho, why don't you just shake that pocketty butt (or tail) of yours on over to someone else's place in that too tight skirt. People are trying to eat here." For kids "You better get that pocketty butt on home to your mama and out of my plum tree before I take it off you."

by Crazi Oma March 11, 2023