designer dog guilt

Someone who pays a breeder for a particular type of dog may do so seeking certain characteristics common to that breed, that may not be found taking chances with a shelter dog which often is no less loving, and in need of a home, resulting in feelings of designer dog guilt.

No kill shelter or not, your spent $3,000 on a dog when countless adorable animals in shelters, available for free no less, need a forever home? What's wrong with you?!!! Don't you have any designer dog guilt?

by ribick September 17, 2023

There was this dog...

How the greatest excuse of all time begins. Which Can be used for almost any thing and is almost never finished.

1.
Teacher: "Al? Where's your homework?"
Al: "Well, there was this dog..."
Teacher: "*sigh* Nevermind."

2.

Pat: "Why is your shoe wet?"
Al: "There was this dog..."

by Diepiedie April 10, 2010

Let sleeping dogs lie

avoid interfering in a situation that is currently causing no problems but might do so as a result of such interference.

"It's best to let sleeping dogs lie and not bring up old arguments that could cause unnecessary tension in the group."

by Arminkshipper May 20, 2025

Pierre dogging

When a poop is coming out and one tries to retain it

Let me go first I'm pieree dogging it.

Damn where's the bathroom I've been pierre dogging it all day.

by Farthe masr February 28, 2017

Dog

A slobbery Floof of cuteness

My dog’s name is Henry.

by Galaxy_Skeleton June 29, 2022

J-Dog

Big epic, super strong and shagged so many birds that the global gene pool will never be the same.

Friend 1: J-Dog is so epic.
Friend 2: I know right, if we listed everything it would look like a dark souls item description.

by Epikkun December 29, 2019

Serial dog killer

Someone who's killed more than one dog.

She was the one who shot the dog when the guy she ordered to do it said he wouldn't do it. Since it wasn't her first time shooting a dog, that made her a serial dog killer.

by Solid Mantis January 17, 2020