Used in the famous movie "Blade Trinity" by Ryan Renold's Character as an insult on one of his vampiric captors. it's just a basic insult that can be used on anyone when angry
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Person 2: hmmm... No!
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Person 2: hmmm... No!
Person 1: You Cock Juggling Thunder Cunt!
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