Idk I just work here

Something you tell someone to confuse them or annoy them.

Karen: "You're being disrespectful. You need to learn some manners😠"

You:"....idk I just work here😐"
Karen:"....what do you mean you just work here???😡"

by A fellow annoying teen June 15, 2020

if it ain't snowin, i ain't goin

How guys in general(especially black guys) explain they only go for white girls. This term makes other races of women very angry.

"Bro there was a black girl trying to rizz you up"

"That's her business bro, if it ain't snowin, i ain't goin"

by Tobacco_boy October 19, 2022

I don't like your FACE.

Conversational non-sequitur designed to kill an internet discussion stone dead. Always, ALWAYS, FUCKING ALWAYS DAMMIT to be spelt out as above, capitalised final word, full stop and all. Originated in Scotland.

Dave: Scotland Scotland Scotland
Splog: I don't like your FACE.
Dave: ...
Splog: I don't like your FACE.

Immanuel Kant: Nature is the existence of things, so far as it is determined according to universal laws. Should nature signify the existence of things in themselves, we could never know it either a priori or a posteriori. Not a priori, for how can we know what belongs to things in themselves, since this never can be done by the dissection of our concepts (in analytical judgments)? We do not want to know what is contained in our concept of a thing (for the concept describes what belongs to its logical being), but what is in the actuality of the thing superadded to our concept, and by what the thing itself is determined in its existence outside the concept. Our understanding, and the conditions on which alone it can connect the determinations of things in their existence, do not prescribe any rule to things themselves; these do not conform to our understanding, but it must conform itself to them; they must therefore be first given us in order to gather these determinations from them, wherefore they would not be known a priori.
Splog: I don't like your FACE.
Immanuel Kant: ...

by Your FACE. July 12, 2008

I ain't going out like that

A well formed response to almost any question that involves potentially being/looking like a chump to someone else.

My company told me I was being sent on a trip to Mexico, then said the CEO was drunk when he made the announcement. They told me I'd be promoted, then back-tracked. The worst, I was paid for commission on an upsell, then 2 months later, they took the funds out of my paycheck.

Ipso facto, I quit without another job lined up, I ain't going out like that!

by GlazeHer November 3, 2016

Look at all the fucks I give

“Look At All The Fucks I Give” is a catchphrase often used in image macros and animated GIFs to show how little one cares about what someone else is talking about

Lenny: STOP EATING MY CRACKERS
Adam: LOOK AT ALL THE FUCKS I GIVE

by AWERTT August 20, 2013

No thanks, I already have a penguin

When one member of a conversation says something they obviously intend to sound brilliant, but which is either completely moronic or totally inappropriate, another member can respond with this line as a way of pointing out said inappropriateness.

Othello: I'm madly in love with Desdemona, but I fear she's being unfaithful.
Iago: You know, I once had a spicy burrito I felt the same way about.
Othello: (stopping, with his mouth hanging open and his eyes blinking) No thanks, I already have a penguin.

by reillan January 29, 2006

I like ur cut g

This term is used when a friend gets a tidy haircut but you want to smack them so you smack them if he gets angry u say I like ur cut g. and the situation will cool down like your tea that was left on the bench

Friend: Has a nice cut
You: I want to slap this kid
You: Slap his head
Friend or teacher: why did u do that I will knock u out bruv
You: I like ur cut g
Friend and teacher: Ok that's fine thanks

by overcookedmeatballsubway September 7, 2020