Dog- Please give me some food, I'm begging you.
Human- Shut the fuck up faggot!
Cat- If my food isn't in my bowl on time, you know your house is going to look like a tornado hit it, I don't need to tell you that. I'll be on the other side of the door, you're not going to see me coming when I jump on you. This is not a game.
Human- Okay, I'm trying to make it right, fuck.
Human- Shut the fuck up faggot!
Cat- If my food isn't in my bowl on time, you know your house is going to look like a tornado hit it, I don't need to tell you that. I'll be on the other side of the door, you're not going to see me coming when I jump on you. This is not a game.
Human- Okay, I'm trying to make it right, fuck.
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Brandon is such a Skurn dog!! I would stay away from him
Brandon is such a Skurn dog!! I would stay away from him
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Barry: Ya I heard… his mom had to come and bring him a bowl of boiling water to luge down the pole so his butthole wouldn’t tear!
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Get the Canadian Chili Dog mug.A dick trick. A man pulls his penis through his legs, in between his butt cheeks, and through the top of the butt cheeks, resembling a hot dog, with more meat than bun. Those who have mastered the hot dog in the bun touch their lower back with ease.
The first sighting of the hot dog in the bun was in a hockey dressing room in Bancroft, Ontario, when a light bulb went off in a players head and he had to show the boys. Gilly's father, some 55 years old at the time seemed to be the most impressed.
The hot dog trick is a rare feat, most try and fail in the mirror at home, rather than a live dressing room performance. Most claim their butt or choda is too large for the feat, several claim they would be happy to reach their butthole.
Don't try this at home.
The first sighting of the hot dog in the bun was in a hockey dressing room in Bancroft, Ontario, when a light bulb went off in a players head and he had to show the boys. Gilly's father, some 55 years old at the time seemed to be the most impressed.
The hot dog trick is a rare feat, most try and fail in the mirror at home, rather than a live dressing room performance. Most claim their butt or choda is too large for the feat, several claim they would be happy to reach their butthole.
Don't try this at home.
Oh my god he did the hot dog in the bun, he's touching his lower back.
Jesus christ, don't pull on it so hard, you're going to rip the damn thing off
Your cock is like stretch armstrong.
Grandma, you know your grandson can touch his lower back with his pecker
Jesus christ, don't pull on it so hard, you're going to rip the damn thing off
Your cock is like stretch armstrong.
Grandma, you know your grandson can touch his lower back with his pecker
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1. My girlfriend gave me oral last night.
2. Oh nice! How was that?
1. It wasn't that great. She gave me a happy dog.
2. Oh nice! How was that?
1. It wasn't that great. She gave me a happy dog.
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