On This day April 19th it is National Stick Your Finger Up Your Butt* Day. Every year on this day only you are encouraged to Stick it where the sun don't shine and yell out a big "Oh yeah!" in your best porn star voice.
April 19th is National Stick Your Finger Up Your Butt* Day. So when you stick it where the sun don't shine give me a big,"Oh yeah!".
by Starholed April 18, 2024
Get the April 19th is National Stick Your Finger Up Your Butt* Daymug. by Some rando out there January 8, 2022
Get the Dry Butt Holemug. One who while intoxicated flops around on the dance floor with absolutely no control, must be supported by another person to function, just like a 'muppet' also has a hankering for getting stuffed in the butt.
by brodunk February 1, 2017
Get the butt stuff muppetmug. by Michael mole July 8, 2025
Get the Diggin in yo butt daymug. A tubular crimp-on electrical terminal dat you hook up between two wire-ends as a favor for a hot chick so dat she'll gratefully reward your repair-labors by rubbing, pressing, and/or bumping her soft warm smooth behind against yers.
If Tiffany will grant me one "butt-connector" for each crimp-type conductor-splice dat I make for her, I'll willingly re-wire her entire house and car!
by QuacksO March 6, 2024
Get the butt-connectormug. Butt Jointing also known as ‘Spigoting’ when scaffolder engages in the sexual act of joining two Brasses (prostitutes) together arsehole to arsehole using a spigot fitting.
‘Went out strait after work with the boys on the Wandsworth job and got on the Stella and packet last night ended up in a Brass house (Brothel), couldn’t get a hard on so I ended up Butt Jointing two Brasses (prostitutes) together and talked shit to them while watching them stagger about like a human crab slapping my limp meat about’
by ArseWeasel March 4, 2023
Get the Butt Jointingmug. Jacob: God damn, I need someone to fuck
Kris: Why not fuck a monkey?
Jacob: what and be a Fuck Monkey Butt? No way...
Kris: I did...
Kris: Why not fuck a monkey?
Jacob: what and be a Fuck Monkey Butt? No way...
Kris: I did...
by Jellotin Desert September 6, 2009
Get the Fuck Monkey Buttmug.