Jeff: "I love to bang 24/7 and I live in the most white neighborhood with all my rich ass friends."
Ronald: "SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU MOTHER FUCKING DICK SCHWAB!"
Ronald: "SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU MOTHER FUCKING DICK SCHWAB!"
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Get the bucky dick mug.A person or object that is:
a. Someone who's such an asshole you don't know what to call them
b. A pretty woman you meet at the pub, have a few drinks with then go back to your place with, only to realise she has much more downstairs. Or...
c. That one bloke you want to beat the absolute shit out of
a. Someone who's such an asshole you don't know what to call them
b. A pretty woman you meet at the pub, have a few drinks with then go back to your place with, only to realise she has much more downstairs. Or...
c. That one bloke you want to beat the absolute shit out of
Jesus, your such a... a.... dick tit!
Why did you approach me you dick tit?!
I swear to God that dick tit is gonna get it...
Why did you approach me you dick tit?!
I swear to God that dick tit is gonna get it...
by soulofadeadman November 15, 2016
Get the Dick tit mug.The act of startling someone (preferably a spouse or partner) by placing your member on top of a door handle from a room they are about to exit. By doing this the first thing they see is dangus, as soon as door is fully open you yell "dick surprise" and run away. This usually results in a loud shriek and elevated heart rate. Probably not safe for the elderly or those with known heart conditions.
Trisha was not expecting there to be a large dong on the other side of the door. Upon seeing the meat Patrick yelled dick surprise and she shrieked and fainted.
by Projectpat1983 November 23, 2016
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