You gonna learn today

Pronounced "Yoo Gohn Lurn Duhdey!" (sometimes the "You" is eliminated), a viral catchphrase by Kevin Hart during his 'Alright, alright, alright!' segment of "Laugh at My Pain".
Kevin Hart explains that his father 'legitamately' walks in during his spelling bee, being outrageously loud—along with the dog on drugs—and repeating the phrase "Alright, Alright, Alriiiiiiiiiiiiiight!".
The phrase is used—but not limited to—mainly in high school to joke about how one will know what sex is, a long dick is, etc. but can be used in other various cases (or forms).

#1:

Girl 1: Sheesh, I can't believe it. Last night, with the hottest guy, was boooring! He had NOTHING!
Boy 1: Oh really? I can make tonight good for you?
Girl 1: You? Hah! How?
Boy 1: You gonna learn today…

#2

Coach: Alright, 100 push-ups! No breaks in between! If you fall flat before doing it, 4 laps around the track nonstop running!
Kid 1: *whispering to teamates* We gonna work today…

by DarkMario1000 on Youtube January 8, 2012

i love you more

when you simply love the person more than they love you.

sean love shannon more.

sean: i love you.
shannon: i love you too.
sean: i love you more.
shannon: i don't think so.
sean: umm...yep..lemme check urban dictionary...yeah, it says i do.

by Sean Deery December 9, 2008

fuck you and your mother

when you get pissed off and want to say fuck you to them and diss their mom

x:your a dick
y:fuck you and your mother

by sidvicious May 13, 2005

you only live once

I agree with the above definition. It is also a song by The Strokes.

You only live once is one of the strokes best songs.

by Quitelate September 8, 2006

you can't shine shit

The subject of conversation, is in such dire condition that any attempt to fix it is futile. A variation of the expression you can't polish a turd.

delusional mayor: The Chamber of Commerce and I will revitalize downtown Hazleton.

honest person: You can't shine shit, Mr. Mayor!

by Cunty Fresh Fanatic December 1, 2010

rep where you stay!

to be in the act of representing where you stay or to throw it up where you stay and then finish your sentence with a long, drawn out YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

J-West was reppin B-Town! Jordan wanted to rep where you stay! as long as he could...

by J-West May 17, 2007

all i ask of you

Is a passionate expression of love between 2 people who are not together but are bonded by a compelling force that cannot be seperated. These two will eventually be together someday!

All I ask of you is to love me.

by vgfdgfdxdfvvbfdxgbxdfgvbgdfx October 3, 2007