dick fence

When you see a group of guys trying to get with a chick. Forming a "dick fence" around her in a sense.

Hey , look at all those guys following that chick around. Kinda like a dick fence, man.

by dRocl October 12, 2015

Dick slosh

When you pull down your pants with a massive boney and your dick slaps the girl who's working on it.

"Dude I totally dick sloshed Stacey when she was about to give me head!"

by Madelinska July 11, 2016

Dick Awning

A man's stomach, especially when it is very large. So large that it keeps the sun off of it.

You could hit the G spot if you would retract your dick awning!

by Ravlore July 31, 2016

Dick Slug

After copulation, while a man is ejaculating on a level surface (such as a face or belly), the man rub his penis in his ejaculate and then drags the tip across the surface. This leaves a long semen trail that resembles the path of a slug.

"I dick slugged the Wendy from Applebees"
"You slapped her with your dick? Yo, thats sexual assault"
"No no no, I gave her a DICK SLUG..."
"Oh! Yeah she prolly liked that ish"

by PASHU August 7, 2016

Elmo dick

What you call your ginger friend's penis

Hey Will put your shorts back on. No one's tryin to see that elmo dick

by Macdaddy5539 August 17, 2016

Dick Bricking

An action performed on someone so inconsolably stupid that you need to let them know the amount of their stupidity, in the most informal and direct way. Take a dick pic, print it, tape it to a brick, then whack the aforementioned stupid person upside the head.

"Wow, Mark really deserves a good Dick Bricking"

by Qby42 September 13, 2016

Dick lips

A man or women with lips that look like they were made for sucking dick

Ever since Ricky got out of jail he looks like he has some dick lips.

by Motherfkrrrr September 18, 2016